The Day I Met America |
Okay:So, it's Sunday night and I'm on my way to a gig. I would've told you, but the guy just emailed me Friday morning and I had already posted that day's blog. I'm a little nervous because I've only ...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:05:00 PST |
Holler If Ya Hear Me |
Okay:So, I'm sick of pretending. This single shit is getting old. I'm going to marry the next pretty woman I meet who is not an absolute nut job.This came to me while I was brushing my teeth this morn...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:05:00 PST |
So I’m A Hypocrit...And? |
Okay:Yes, we're all hypocrites. I am perhaps the biggest of them all. And, for whatever reason, it doesn't really bother me. I'm just funny that way.But today my glaring hypocrisy was brought home in ...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:05:00 PST |
Now What? |
Okay:Well, today is Hump Day. And, so, appropriately, I have composed a blog about humping.Today I'd like to talk about what to do after sex.Out here in The Casual Sex World, it's always kind of awkwa...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:05:00 PST |
It’s All Relative |
Okay:So I'm on a roll with this embarrassing childhood memory bit. I've got a million of 'em.And here goes another.My cousins and I (there are five of us, all boys) were raised like brothers. All of o...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:13:00 PST |
Stand Up Or Lay Down |
OkaySo, Cee Brown, have you ever considered stand-up?If course I have. I tried it once. Big disaster. Very interesting story.I was away at camp for a week the summer after sixth grade. It was a wilder...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:20:00 PST |
A Fine Product |
Okay:So, when I was a teenager my mother sent me away to reform school. My regular readers already know about this. All 12 of you. But for the newcomers, I suppose some exposition is in order.So, I wa...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:40:00 PST |
A Shameful Confession |
Okay:So did ever tell y'all I used to have an S-Curl?I do plan on being famous one day, and I'd hate for the pictures to surface somehow, so it's better to be forthright, I think. Like the blind black...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:13:00 PST |
Top 5 Things You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex |
Okay:I've been on a bit of a tangent for the past few days. I'm surprised none of you mentioned it. Too much heavy shit, and too much shit about me. I mean, this is my blog, but my personal life isn't...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:33:00 PST |
Good Better Best |
Okay:So I might have a small problem at my new job.Maybe not so much a problem. More of an issue.One of my new co-workers, who is technically an old co-worker (we worked together two years ago) confes...
Posted by Cool Cee Brown on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:06:00 PST |
