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Elijah

Its easiest to hide a LIE between two TRUTHS ~Deepthroat~ Xfiles Season-1

About Me


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Im tired of being hassled by my friends to set up a myspace account so here it is...get ready to feast your eyes upon the most spectactular and mind numbing myspace account EVER....or something.I am 21 years old, born in Caldwell, Idaho, but I left shortly after birth. I dont really have a home as my dad was in the Air Force and I traveled everywhere, Ive lived in England, Germany, Texas, California, Colorado and now I am in Utah. I speak close to fluent German, (more than just the swear words) I am a friendly, gregarious person. My friends think Im a pretty funny guy, I havent figured out if thats because they all have a bad sense of humor, or that they are biased because they are my imaginary friends. Time will tell...I love being with my friends and family, we play alot of games, and we are super-competitive. You should see us in a game of Uno.I am a sports FREAK. I follow College football (GO BYU) religiously and I am a die-hard soccer fan. I played sports in High School, and I will OWN YOU on the football/soccer field.My biggest problem is that I am arrogant (if you couldnt tell that already) People will tell you that I might possibly be the luckiest person in the world. Its true, i just get lucky. One thing is for sure....Karma has a big one headed my way. Its just a matter of time.I got married March 5th, 2005 to the most beautiful Brazilian ever! Her name is Silvia and she makes me so happy!

My Interests

Well I have an Xbox 360 that Silvia would say i play too much, but i like to play Halo2, Gears of War, and Splinter Cell. My gamertag is The OriginalMrE. I also enjoy going to the theater, along with college football and soccer, and science fiction. Its good to let your inner nerd out every now and then. Im really big into family, and playing games with them. Im too competitive for my own good, im sure i could handle losing well..if that ever happened.

I'd like to meet:

I dont want to meet anybody. I have all the friends I need, and unless you know me, or know someone who knows me, dont ask me for a friend invite. Besides even if i wanted you to be my friend, there is like a 3 month waiting period, 6 forms, and a $35 applicant fee. There is more to life than adding people to your myspace account. Did you see that girl on Dateline who had 700,000 friends??? uh...loser. You dont collect friends like they are stamps...judas priest. If you cant give each friend the attention they deserve you shouldnt be friends with that person.

Music:

Best new band out right now is Angels and Airwaves. If you dont check these guys out, you should be banned from procreation. Im a big Blink-182 and Green Day fan. Bad Religion is unbelievable, System of a Down, Weezer, and if your into Irish Drinking music, that makes you just want to wear green and dance till your dizzy, Flogging Molly will make you want to move to Ireland. Thats some sweet, sweet music. Eminem is a master of lyrics, and I could listen to him all day.

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Star Wars and Lord of the rings have to be at the top, i like James Bond movies, Mission Impossible, pretty much anything that has cool guys blowing $h!t up.

Television:

All time favorite show, X-Files. What a show that was, im watching all the seasons on DVD. I also love Stargate-SG1, the Unit, MXC, Star Trek: DS9, The 4400, and Whose Line is it Anyway. Just got into the new Battlestar Galactica. That show blows me away.

Books:

The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, Seventh Seal, and Star Wars books. Thats about it for my reading.

Heroes:

Emmitt Smith was my hero as a kid. The greatest running back in the history of Football, played for my Dallas Cowboys. I watched his whole career, and I even cried when he broke the all time rushing record.