-Please, keep my page G-rated-
espcially sick of abbreviations. You know what abbreviations are? LAZINESS. And laziness leads to forgetfulness, which leads to idiocracy, and idiots are the only people who abbreviate words. It's like a snake eating its own tail and then puking it up and eating the puke. Just learn how to spell "definitely." It's not that hard after the 20th time.
I love you [.Van]