Kristen

My name is Kristen. I plan on living in various locations throughout the world. Discovering new places and cultures with the one I love is an idealistic life for me. I have had an obsession with Cambodia since I was very young and hope to visit one day.

I isolate myself from other people. Don't take it personally. I dislike people in general and most likely will not like someone until they give me a reason to like them. My one true happiness in life is my boyfriend; something I never thought would happen, I always thought I would be independently happy. I'm pathetic, aka loyal and devoted. I'm incredibly sarcastic and can sometimes have a very disturbing viewpoint. I'm a joykill and can always point out the bad. I wasn't always like this, which in turn causes me to loathe myself. I greatly dislike people feeling sorry for themselves and thus am a hypocrite.

I've found the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with; his name is Donnie . He's been mine since September 2004, so ha. I'm incredibly protective over him, so if you're a girl and talk to him I'll probably begin plotting your untimely death. Sadly, we are currently apart and it is horrible. It's amazing how much you can miss someone… it really brings out your true feelings. Donnie is pretty much the greatest part of my life, and I plan to keep it that way forever.

I don't have very many friends, but those that I do call my friends are all amazing in their own individual ways. I currently live with my parents, younger brother, parrot, and cat. I can tolerate them about 50% of the time. The other 50% I spend in my room, either relaxing or talking to Donnie. I am currently attending Western Career College in Sacramento. I'm going to be a dental assistant. Although this isn't my first choice of job, it will allow me to only work 4 days a week and provide excellent health benefits, as well as helping me tremendously in being with Donnie permanently.

I have lots of interests, but there is a whole section for that, so READ IT. One thing I would like to point out is that music is not my life like most people claim on myspace. Yes, I enjoy listening to music. No, I don't shape my whole life around music. Yes, I have favorite songs and whatnot. No, I don't devote every conversation I have to quoting lyrics. My favorite color is orange. My natural hair color is blonde. I don't have a particular style, but I do tend to like a lot of Geek Chic trends. I have a passion for classic cars and own a 1965 Mustang coupe. My favorite animals are birds, particularly parrots. I also like cats.

I don't do drugs and I don't drink alcohol. If you do, I'll probably judge you and possibly dislike you. This depends on whether or not your personality can make me look past the blind drunkeness and stupidity. I also oppose casual sex with random people. I believe that sex is an important commitment and expression of love that you should only share with someone you know and trust completely, with someone you LOVE and are fully devoted to. Basically, if you're a slut or a manwhore, I'll pretty much hate your guts. In this case, your personality won't help you out.

Now I'm bored. The end. Or is it?

Pictures of England

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys- (UK, US) the French, known in Britain since the 1980s, and popularised in the US by TV program The Simpsons.