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I am an animated Motha Fucka that can't stand preppy ass bitches, annoying assholes, people that say "I love you" and don't mean it, Goerge Bush, and most importantly cops. I am easy to get along with, but if you piss me off I'll get back at you some how. I do pretty much what I want, when I want, and how I want it done! I had bone cancer about 8 years ago and because of that I have two ribs removed. My 2nd and 3rd behind my left shoulder blade. I have a habit of writing poems when I get all Emo and shit, so if you feel like it you can check some of them out in my blogs. I go to many concerts and listen to A LOT of music. I feel the only thing I really know anything about, is music. I love my fiance Victoria Anne Celmer! I have 6 tatoos, my libre is pierced, my tongue pierced twice, my eye-brow and my left ear is pierced 3 times. I am planing on getting one more tatoo and a few more piercings. My Fiance and I also have A Rawkin Awesome Girlfriend! (Yeah, It's Pretty Bad Ass!) I can't think of anything else to write, so I'm gonna end this now! If you have yahoo messenger and wanna talk on there sometime my IM is joeyclauson and for msn my IM is [email protected]!
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Age
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Sex - 97%
Romance - 10%
Self - Control - 97%
Kissing - 38%
Cuddling - 24%
Kinkiness - 85%
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You scored as Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

92%

Space Ghost (Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast)

84%

Brak (The Brak Show)

58%

Mooninite (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

50%

Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

42%

The Chicken (Robot Chicken)

42%

Orel (Moral Orel)

33%

Coach McGurk (Home Movies)

33%

Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)

25%

Harvey Birdman (Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law)

25%
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My Interests

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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw

75%

Pinhead

70%

Michael Myers

60%

Leatherface

55%

Hannibal Lecter

55%

Freddy Krueger

45%

Captain Spaulding

45%

Candyman

25%

Jason Voorhees

20%

Buffalo Bill

15%
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage

83%

Chains/Handcuffs

67%

Whips

58%

Blind Folds

33%

Biting

25%

Blood

0%
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I'd like to meet:

Some one fun, outgiong, Very into music (Preferably of all kinds). Some one who likes to cuddle and watch movies, other than that anyone that likes to party is cool with me!!!
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly

Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind. You talk to everyone and anyone, keep people laughing, and with enough liquor you become the professional comedian. You get into deep-thought topics with fellow drunks, get people crying on your shoulder when they vent to you, and end up with hundreds of phone numbers of people that you simply can't recall in your cell-phone all the time.

The rock-star party animal
Bar Slut
Hardcore drunk
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
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Movies:

powered by frazy.comSome of my favorite movies are: Half Baked, The Crow, The Matrix, Fear and Loathing, Equalibrium, American History X, Seven, Fight Club, Gone In 60 Seconds, and many more...

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Weeds, House, Drawn Together, Law And Order, and some others I can't think of!

Books:

I don't like to read. It's way too borring for me. I'd rather play video games!!!

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My Blog

Johnny Depp Was 5 Feet From Me!!!!

So like yeah bitches!!!! Guess what????? Johnny Depp was like 5 feet in front of me!!!!! I went last thursday to Oshkosh to watch them film "Public Enemies"! It was pretty bad...
Posted by Jo3Y on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

I HATE THIS SHIT!!!!!!

I am so fuckin pissed right now! We were supposed to be going to Manson tomorrow at the rave and the dude that was supposed to hook the tickets up didn't send them and he wont answer our calls!&...
Posted by Jo3Y on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST

Just felt like blogging a lil bit!

Hey Ninjas! Not a whole lot has changed in my life lately! Finally got everything except some of my posters to my new place now! Work is goin aight. Me and Tori are doing fine!...
Posted by Jo3Y on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:26:00 PST

The Only Reason The Giants Won

So yeah. The ONLY reason the Giants beat the Packers and are going to the super bowl is because....... God felt sorry for all the mentally challenged and figured he'd give them some glory by letting t...
Posted by Jo3Y on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

Recap of What’s been up!

Well Ninjas! Where do I start. My Birthday Party was Awesome!!! Thanks to everyone that came out! I had a blast and I hope you all did too! One of my good friends Daniell...
Posted by Jo3Y on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

Wanna know about my sex life?????

So like my awesome girlfriend Tori and I just got done having wild and crazy sex. It was AMAZING! FYI Tell your chicks to get their clit pierced! It RAWKS!!!! It's also v...
Posted by Jo3Y on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

So things have changed a lil bit....

What's crackin home-fries? Some things have changed a lil bit.. 1st off- I've got a Girlfriend now! Her name is Tori. She's from Shawano and she's awesome! If you don't ...
Posted by Jo3Y on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:32:00 PST

B-Day Party @ Bump’s

Yo Ninjas! My B-Day Party will be at Bump's Bar in C-ville on Jan. 12th! It will be $5 to get in, but that will pay for beer the whole night! We'll be having a beer pong tournament t...
Posted by Jo3Y on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:37:00 PST

Yo!

Just thought I'd let ya know whassup! I should have a new job, just as long as I get approved for my Liqour License! I'll be working at the BP Gas Station in C-Ville!!! I'm at Jesse'...
Posted by Jo3Y on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

Till Our Lives End (HighLight to SEE)

Till Our Lives End We've known eachother for a little while Everytime we talk it makes me smile I think you are so awesomely cool To not be your friend would make me a fool When I don't talk to you I ...
Posted by Jo3Y on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST