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Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper

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About Me

I am a turbo winner:
revoltingslave
Click to zoom in on my visitor map! You can also make your own!I live in America. I am an American.Troof be told, I just wanna eat horse meat.HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF..

My Oddest Works (New Directions in Art!!!) ......................Oh, and to people who get the wrong impression and think I am some kind of left-wing nutjob, you are very very mistaken. I'm a right-wing nutjob. Look at the results of this test:

Republican


75%

Nazi


67%

Fascism


50%

Democrat


25%

Socialist


25%

Anarchism


25%

Communism


25%

Green


8%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
created with QuizFarm.com In the past, whenever I went somewhere to cause trouble, the mustard-stained captain's hat used to come along as well.

My Interests

HORSE MEAT HORSE MEAT HORSE MEAT..AIM=revoltingslave so you should send messages to me.My only real interest is putting things in lists in which each item is separated by a comma. I like books and making art of all types. I probably like you if you like things I've never heard of before, and there are a lot of things I've never heard of before.

I'd like to meet:

This guy named Nick Salomon: AN UNBORN HORSE MAGGOTS GREASERS PUNKS FUNK
My Poll
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[results]THE KWISATZ HADERACH:THE NATION OF LESOTHO K-FED, the most brilliant man in all of history.I think I've already met everyone else I want to meet.

Music:

Whatever isn't good I love Your band won't ever be this good: .. .. .. ..13th CHIME, 143.6, 16 HORSEPOWER, ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE, ALAN JACKSON, ALP, AMM, AMON DUUL II, AMY GRANT, ARZACHEL, BASTARD KESTREL, BIG BLACK, BILL, BIRCHVILLE CAT MOTEL, BIZMALLAH KHAN, BLOODYMINDED, BOBBY GOLDSBORO, BODYCHOKE BOYZ II MEN, BRAINBOMBS, BRUCE HAACK, CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN, CAN, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, CAROLINER RAINBOW...., CHAW MANK, CHROME, DIE TÖDLICHE DORIS, DOUBLE LEOPARDS, DR. NERVE, DRY AND HEAVY, DURAN DURAN, FAIRPORT CONVENTION, FAUST, FLAT DUO JETS, FLIPPER, GALAXIE 500, GEZA X, GIL MANTERA'S PARTY DREAM, GUIDED BY VOICES, HAPPY MONDAYS, HARRY PUSSY, HIGH RISE, HIJOKAIDAN, HIRSCHE NICHT AUF SOFA, INCAPACITANTS, JACULA, JOHNNY PINKHOUSE, JOY DIVISION, KING USZNIEWICZ AND HIS USZNIEWICZTONES, KRYLON HERTZ, LAMINAR, LENINGRAD COWBOYS, LES RALLIZES DENUDES, LIGHTNING BOLT, LUSTMORD, MACHINEDRUM, MAGAS, MAGMA, MAGNETIC STRIPPER, MARTIN DENNY, MERCURY REV, MIJ, MISSION OF BURMA, MOUTHUS, MUGU GUYMEN, MUSHROOM, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, NACHTLUFT, NAKED RAYGUN, NEKROPOLIS, NIHILIST SPASM BAND, NMPERIGN, NURSE WITH WOUND, OLD SKULL, OLD TIME RELIJUN, ONDAR, OS MUTANTES, PAT BOONE, PAVEMENT, PERE UBU, PERRY-KINGSLEY, PLEASURE FOREVER, RAMLEH, RED KRAYOLA, REVOLTING COCKS, RIDE, RODD KEITH, ROYAL TRUX, RUBBER O CEMENT, SACRED MIRACLE CAVE, SHELLAC, SIGUR ROS, SKULLFLOWER, SLEEP CHAMBER, SLOWDIVE, SPICE GIRLS, SPORTS, STARS OF THE LID, STONE ROSES, SUBARACHNOID SPACE, SUN CITY GIRLS, SUNROOF!, TABLECLOTH, THE AXEMEN, THE CHILLS, THE CLEAN, THE DEAD C, THE FALL, THE HEPTONES, THE PASTELS, THE RESIDENTS, THE STATLER BROTHERS, THIS HEAT, THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT, THROBBING GRISTLE, TO ROCOCCO ROT, TRAGIC MULATTO, UNIVERS ZERO, USABABY, VELVET UNDERGROUND, VOLCANO THE BEAR, WAGON CHRIST, WHITEHOUSE, WOLF EYES, YOTHU YINDI, YUMMY FUR..........................Krautrock, Noise, Post- ____, Novelty, Rocksteady, Dub, Obscuro, Tropicalia, Avant-Prog, Dunedin sound, Canterbury scene, Grindcore, Shoegaze, Power Violence, 20th Century composer stuff (Reich, Cage, Lucier, Stockhausen, Partch, etc), Elevator, Lounge, IDM, Dark Ambient, Doo Wop, stuff from around the globe like throat singing, Rai, and Gamelan music. Anything that sounds terrible and/or is totally awkward suits me just fine as well.THE LONELY ROACHESCheck out these music blogs: Mutant Sounds, Eat My Art Out, Thing on the Doorstep, X-Ray BarbecueThese music sites: Show and Tell Music, April Winchell

Movies:

My movie collection includes everything from Cannibal Holocaust to Triumph of the Will and other things I regret owning, to videos about stuttering, to college promotional presentations.Most movies by: David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, Ingmar Bergman, Peter Greenaway, Luis Bunuel, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Stanley Kubrick, The Coen Brothers, Ridley Scott, Federico Fellini, Martin Scorcese, Akira Kurosawa, Jan Svenkmejer, Stan Brakhage, Fritz Lang, David Fincher, Werner Herzog, Noah Baumbach, Neal LaBute, George Romero, Sam Peckinpah, Monty Python, Merhige, The Brothers Quay, Ozu, Wim Wenders, TROMA (or just Matt Stone and Trey Parker), Gus Van Sant, Michaelangelo Antonioni, John Waters, Alfred Hitchcock, Todd Solondz, All those characters in the Dogma 95 school, Larry Clark, Harmony Korine, Christopher Guest, Woody Allen, David Gordon Green, Frances Ford Coppola, Sergei Eisenstein, Inarritu, Sidney Lumet, John Houston, Aaronofsky, Lynn Ramsay, Jim Jarmusch, and David Cronenberg.Really terrible films like Manos, The Hands of Fate and Cybermutt are always welcome as well.I despise porn unless it's a porn with a very novel concept (Realdoll porn for instance) which doesn't feature human sex, and I think anime is pretty much the worst thing ever invented.

Television:

I'm not ashamed to rot in front of the cathode ray tube, and you shouldn't be either.Talk Shows, as long as it's an episode where that drill sergeant guy from NC (reprizent!) comes on to yell at bratty kids and to "whip them in to shape" at his boot camp. COPS, Twin Peaks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, WONDER SHOWZEN, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The State, anything by Sid and Marty Krofft (Pufnstuf, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters especially), Ren and Stimpy, Golden Girls, Howdy Doody (50's version ONLY), Pirates of Dark Water, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Degrassi, The Sopranos, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MST3K, Six Feet Under, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, Cow and Chicken, Beavis and Butthead, Exosquad, Fraggle Rock, Reading Rainbow, South Park, Strangers with Candy, VH1 Classic, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Rocky and Bullwinkle, The State, The G4 network, Beanie and Cecil, The Clangers, Kenan and Kel, Jackass, Weird Weekends with Louis Theroux, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, The Office, and anything so frigging horrendous that no one else would dare keep the TV on the same channel for more than a second.

Books:

LeVar Burton made me a readin' man, and I'm gonna be a librarian soon: .. 56 Books in 2005 48 Books in 2006 40 Books in 2007 (Why is this some notch-in-the-belt thing for me? I honestly don't know.) So far in 2008: 1. In the Heart of the Sea 2. Kitchen Confidential 3. The Bridge of San Luis Rey 4. The Know-It-All 5. Vanishing Point (Markson) 6. Belief and Unbelief (Novak) 7. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs 8. Dead Boys (Lange) 9. Bright Lights, Big City 10. The Irrational Atheist 11. The Animal Factory 12. The Method Actors (Shuker) 13. Experience and Religion (Mosley) 14. IV (Klosterman) 15. Into the Wild 16. Revolutionary Road 17. Burning Fence: A Western Memoir of Fatherhood 18. Samedi the Deafness 19. Citizen Vince 20. Perfect Sound Forever: The Story of Pavement 21. Out of America: A Black Man Confronts Africa 22. The Remains of River Names 23. Somebody's Got to Say It (Boortz) 24. Tobacco Road (Caldwell) 25. The Vision of the Annointed 26. Day of Reckoning (Buchanan) 27. Ideas Have Consequences (Weaver) 28. Free for All: Freaks, Geeks, and Oddballs at the Public Library 29. We Die Alone 30. The Making of Dune 31. Jesus' Son

Heroes:

MEAT, HORSE MEATTHE FLAMING CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Philosophers: WITTGENSTEIN..Plantinga, Descartes, Nietzsche, Spinoza, Russell, Schopenhauer, Kierkergaard, Aristotle, Moore, Kung, Novak.Poets: W.H. Auden, Ezra Pound, Seamus Heaney, T.S. Eliot,THE ANDES SURVIVORS. They are smiling!Artists: Bosch, Dali, Da Vinci, Dore, Botticelli.Bands/Singers: Look Up!, Damo Suzuki, Stephen Malkmus, Ian Curtis, Mark E Smith, Steve Albini,Throbbing Gristle, John Cage.Actors:Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Klaus Kinski, Dustin Hoffman, Dennis HopperDirectors: David Lynch, Werner Herzog.Social Reformers/Activists: Malcolm X. Julius EvolaAdventurers/Explorers: T.E. Lawrence, Ernest Shackleton.Authors/Dramatists: David Foster Wallace, Malcolm Lowry, William Gaddis, Thomas Pynchon, William Gass James Joyce, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, David Markson, John Kennedy Toole, Walker Percy, David Mamet, Shakespeare, Alfred Jarry. Malcolm MuggeridgeMiscellaneous: William James Sidis, The pre-in-touch-with-his-feminine-side Brawny Man, People in mental asylums, Josh Flynn Daniel Stewart. <> <> Everyone is my hero!

My Blog

Bring on the Hate: Issue 3 - Rock Band

Every time I hear someone talk about this game or watch them play it, I just think "and...?" I cannot figure out the appeal of this crap. It's as if there is some incredible, mind-blowing feature of R...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:42:00 PST

A poem dedicated to Robbie, composed entirely of inside jokes and references!

This poem was written for one of the most inspiring people in my life, a man who has always encouraged me in my most questionable and disturbing endeavors and who has led me to become ...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:54:00 PST

Bring on the Hate: Issue 2 - American Apparel

 The internet is littered with promotions for this highly hateable company.  I'm sure you've all seen more than enough of their ads during the course of your on...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:49:00 PST

Bring on the Hate: Issue 1 - Kashi

I feel like writing about things I hate again.  I'd like to thank Robbie for his awesome and inspiring hate blogs.  I'm basically ripping them off.  Today I'd like to write about h...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

Randy Dribbledogs Alan Jackson experience

Randy Dribbledog is a new friend of mine who recently got back from serving our country in Iraq. Randy is a man with an amazing life story- one which he has been writing about in an autobiography whic...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:14:00 PST

Im Asleep in a Teddy Bears Skull, Mommy.

I'm Asleep in a Teddy Bear's Skull, Mommy. I'm Asleep in a Teddy Bear's Skull, Mommy. I'm Asleep in a Teddy Bear's Skull, Mommy. I'm Asleep in a Teddy Bear's Skull, Mommy. Why does it live in the oven...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

BACK TO HATE

     It just kills me when documentary films like "An Inconvenient Truth" and "Sicko" come out, and suddenly a whole legion of morons start writing letters to the editor or ma...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

A work in progress: part 2

PART 6:  GLASS JAWS AND GLASS HEARTS No reason to arbitrarily divide things up, but people like sequels and parsed continuations right? The waves broke at his feet.  The sun and the wind ha...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

A Work in Progress

Gilmore Girls tourniquet.  Destroyed a family with a Mountain Dew can.  Bastard breath underneath my shackled feet.  Try to stop a crawling cadaver.  Chinless wonder strapped in fo...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

Can't a man eat a horse?

    By now most of you probably know that my main goal at this stage of my life is to eat some horse meat.  Ideally, I'd like to have some in my mouth before the end of this year. ...
Posted by Mountain Dewmsday. IIIrd Gatekeeper on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST