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Freedom... Chapter 8: John Maddens Voyage Into the Darkest Place of the Human Heart

 (this chapter is till in the process of being written) Chapter 8John Madden's Voyage Into the Darkest Place of the Human Heart"I lost my job today, and a little bit more of my sanity. Why can't I fin...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:55:00 GMT

Freedom is a Block of Wood, Chapter 7: Rastan and the Impending Signs of Doom

Chapter 7:   Rastan and the Impending Signs of Doom .... Once again, I must state that this is not all completely accurate and some of the names and events have been changed.   ....             I apol...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Freedom is a Fucking Block of Wood: Chapter 4: "I Was Barbaro..."

Happy New Year! 2008 Welcomes All Rotten Bastards! Chapter 4: "I Was Barbaro&" Death weighs heavily on my mind while a subway sandwich and chocolate orange slices weigh heavily on my stomach. Am I ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:21:00 GMT

The Latter Days, Full of Insignificant Dreams

Amerigo Vespucci died and was buried proudly with a mona lisa halfway smile Stiff on his back In a casket painted black Made of fine oak Where he aged for hundreds of years Like fine Whiskey Until we ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:33:00 GMT

Empire of Bloody Vomit: Chapter 3

"Shaq attended Cole High School in San Antonio, Texas, and finally learned how to dunk.  Shaquille began watching NBA games on TBS, studying every aspect of the game.  He learned about baske...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Empire of Blood Vomit: The Secret Life of Shaquille O'Neal: chapter 2

                   In almost no time at all, the necessary papers had been signed and hands had been shaken. There's no ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:06:00 GMT

Empire of Bloody Vomit: The Secret Life of Shaquille O'Neal Chapter 1

Empire of Bloody Vomit     This novel is Dedicated to Shaquille O'Neal, Coquille (a dish of seafood baked and served in a scallop shell or a scallop-shaped dish), and Wild Turkey Rare Breed ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 23:04:00 GMT

"Freedom is a Fucking Block of Wood" Chapter 3: Rooker's Gold

Rooker's GoldAhh... the face of Alex Rooker. Just looking at it now, as I write this, I feel like a completely different person. I feel touched by his spirit and his love and his face. I must admit th...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:51:00 GMT

"Freedom is a Fucking Block of Wood" Chapter 2: The Boot Scootin' Rape/Massacre

             I've been living in the wretched state of Mississippi for 8 months now. That's roughly 240 days of isolation, boredom, losing my mind...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:38:00 GMT

"Freedom is a Fucking Block of Wood" Chapter 1: Phat Beach

Throughout my entire life, my flaws, my eccentricities, my pursuits of failure have all remained close by my side. Perhaps this is because when all is said and done, every path taken and abandoned, th...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:26:00 GMT