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Here are some funny things (May Offend)
Only in America.................
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Stupid lables
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just" a suggestion).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Why townies are funny
Q. What do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a townie in a car?
A. Arrested
Q. What do u call a townie alive?
A. Fucking lucky!
Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie?
A. Failed.
Q. What do you call a 12 year old townie girl?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What do you call a townie girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 5.
Q. What do you say to a townie in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand.
Q. What did the little towny say to the bigger towny?
A. Can you get served?
Q. What do townies use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
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Imagine if all major retailers started.....
......producing condoms.....
Nike Condoms Just do it.
Coca cola condoms The real thing.
Burger king condoms Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms " for a longer ride go wide "
FCUK condoms no comment required.
Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms size really does matter!
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I Love all sorts of music, well that is why i DJ, My favourite type of music is Rock and Indi but i can lisen to anything. Here's some of what i lisen to:-
HORROR BABY!!!!
My favourite type of book is Science Fiction. At the moment I am reading a lot of books by Terry Pratchett, most of which are from hes Discworld series.