JAY

First and foremost I'm human, which means I make mistakes and I probably made a mistake by joining this whore of a site but hey... back to being human. I have my own teeth and hair. No deformities! So my arms and legs are both the same length. 20/20 vision, and no cock-eyes. I'm basically a chill out kind of guy who takes life as it comes regardless of good or bad. I graduated out the streets, I'ma real O.G. Very laid back, mild-tempered, cool as a cucumber, easy going, down to earth, loyal, honest (too honest at times), optimistic, full of life, sarcastic, realistic, spontaneous, fun loving, understanding, full of knowledge, appreciates the little things in life, strong willed, stress free, ahead of his time, philanthropist, unpredictable, a seeker of truth, not of this world, water sign, Neptunian, a real sick dude, LOL, great sense of humor, official, a go getter, and a lover of run on sentences. I’m not afraid to laugh at myself (spend a fair bit of time doing that!) I have a variety of interests that include photography, walking, reading and music. I'm into real estate, in a realer state of mind. I'm tryna chill today, I got a million on my mind. I've had alot of influences in my life. We'll only discuss the positive: Sis, grandma's, auntie mabel (RIP), ma, pop, superman, the care bears, punkie bruster, and all the teachers and coaches and anyone that I forgot. Shout to all my homies that kept it real from day one, yal know who yal are! I like cooking, but very rarely get the opportunity. Although, I do not rely extensively on meals that go 'ping!' at the end of the cooking process! I enjoy a good night out sitting around a pub table chatting and laughing with friends. But I also enjoy getting out and about, wandering around often not sure where I'm heading but it clears the head. In the winter, I'm more likely to be watching a film, or attempting to paint something despite my lack of artistic talent. An explorer, arm-chair navigator, frustrated mad scientist (too sensible for that) a police interrogator, cartographer, an inventor, secret agent, a dreamer, teacher and novelist. I have a bit of everything in me yet I am none of these but just me. I'm a marathon runner, and a gym junkie. I like to balance work, rest and play. All I do is separate the game from the truth, J. bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia. I'm kind, considerate and pretty easy going. Not much gets me riled and I'm cool under pressure. I'm something every girl got to have like Levi's chaquita, me got more, see I ball. You can love me or hate me, either or! I'ma stay winning, rock the custom drop Bentleys, never eat at Denny's and party like Lil Penny. I'm fiercely competitive and, although I don't like to lose I accept it with good grace when it happens, and I would rather lose after trying my best than cheat. So comparing us is like wine to a grape stain. My reputations great man, I got a great name. I hate lames, I stay clean, and I break dames. I'm up for most things, a walk in the country, a picnic under a tree, easy relaxing things. I prefer a quiet pub to a noisy club. I Like most types of music. I like laughing to my favorite tv comedy's, watching family guy or sports but don't really watch too much telly, prefer to be doing something instead. I like reading because reading is fundamental. I’m not your average sort of chap, except I suppose, in terms of height, where I’m a little average but I like to think that I make up for it in intelligence and other things (that’s the great thing about the post-modern world: everything’s relative). So, I’m tall, dark and handsome. Only I’m not very tall. Not that dark, either, now I come to think of it, Handsome? Well, that’s in the eye of the beholder. At least my mum thinks so! I'm a pimp by blood, not relation y’all be chasin, I replace them uhuh! I have a great life, fantastic friends, and great family. I enjoy the simple pleasures in life, sunsets, walks along the beach and in the forest..looking for hobbits. I like hot wax poured on my gooch, going to the cinema / theatre, chillin on the sofa with a DVD and a bottle of something convivial. Genuinely a nice guy (aren't we all!). Described as 'too nice' by some, Can you be too nice? I'm an easy going guy that loves life and his friends. I’m just as comfortable going out around the town as spending some quiet time indoors. Love film, love me. I’ll watch just about anything. Not saying I enjoy them all but you don't know until you try it. And that’s kind of my approach to life. Love trying new and interesting things and will try anything at least once (maybe twice if persuaded it was an off night) I’ve been told I have a sick sense of humor. Not sure what that means but I do like to have a good laugh. An all I need in this world of' sin is me and my girlfriend! (ha ha) I'm smart in a common sense sort of way but get caught out all the time doing really stupid things. (Trying to use a spoon as a fork) You had to be there :-p) Enjoy intelligent conversation with interesting people but not against to talking total rubbish especially after a few drinks. I'm a confident guy but I'm regularly told I'm a nice guy (by every woman I know which I'm beginning to think being told you are nice might not be such a good thing. Hmmmm!!! Also told I'm charming and funny so maybe that balances it out.)Only thing missing is a Misses. You ain't even gotta do the dishes, got two dishwashers Got one chef, one maid, all I need is a partner to play spades with the cards up, all trust.