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Jennifer

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains exicite me. So throw me down, tie me up,

About Me


*~*~*le sigh*~*~* i hate myself

I've become very saddened my life, and disappointed by the fact that everyone I have met in the past year are nothing but a bunch of fakes who will lie to get what they want, lead you on, and always end up hurting me in the end. I seek to make new bonds with people who are real, both men and women. I believe that honesty is definitely the best policy... so if you have a habit of being a lying piece of shit that uses people, you need not apply. If you are truthful, a bit odd, and humorous, we just might get along.


I'm from a small town in Indiana that no one has ever heard of. I usually don't take shit from anyone and I'm really nice until you piss me off. :D Nothing new there. I am fairly sure that I am the only person in this town like me. I am what most people would consider a "freak" or "goth". I like to wear all black, but I can occasionally be caught looking fairly normal. LOL! I'm a lot nicer than people think I will be at first glance. Especially when it comes to dating someone - he comes first and that's that. I DON'T cheat, lie, date multiple people, and believe wholeheartedly in monogamy in every sense of the word *gasp - a girl with morals*. I was once told by my most loathed ex that I have a really big heart and someone else deserved it more than he did (duh). After five years of being utterly, completely alone and walked all over by every guy since him, I'm hoping to meet that someone that will turn my life around. :) I know, my hopes are entirely too high, but a girl can dream, right?. Make no bones about it, I can and will hold a grudge for a long time if someone does something that ROYALLY pisses me off. But most of the time it's really difficult to make me that fuckin angry. :D


My absolute favorite band is HIM. I got the special internet-only edition of their last two albums in the mail three days before they were to be released in-stores in the states. That made me squee out loud! :D Due to one of my bosses being a prick, I missed the concert last October... maybe they'll come back around for another leg of the tour this year... *sigh*


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jennifer Lynn
Birthday: 16 December 1981
Birthplace: Warsaw, IN
Current Location: home, stupid
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: *dyed* red
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scotch, Welsh, Irish & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: World Industries Devil Peepers
Your Weakness: men that show me affection, goth guys
Your Fears: being alone forever, needles, and spiders.
Your Perfect Pizza: anything without any kind of peppers or olives *yuk*
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to meet someone that won't fucking hurt me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit why can't i just die in my sleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes?
Your Bedtime: usually about 2 pm - i work night shift
Your Most Missed Memory: being happy
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi or dew
McDonalds or Burger King: steak 'n shake
Single or Group Dates: dating? yur funny...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: certainly fuckin not!
Do you Sing: when i'm drunk or no one's listening
Do you Shower Daily: duh - sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: i think so, but it wasn't given enough time...
Do you want to go to College: i might go back, i dunno
Do you want to get Married: doubt it
Do you belive in yourself: not so much
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: not in the least
Are you a Health Freak: HA HA hell no!
Do you get along with your Parents: mom's ok, dad... not so much
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah!! good sleeping weather. :P
Do you play an Instrument: i can totally rawk out the air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: duh
In the past month have you Smoked: again, duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: that daily little pill to prevent offspring and the occasional vicodin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wouldn't call it that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, just ignored...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: fuck no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no but i wish i could steal someone's heart for once
Ever been Drunk: heh. more than once (this week).
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a stupid kid
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, the sooner the better
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: financially comfortable and loved
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland, Scotland, Germany or Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter, as long as i can get lost in them
Favourite Hair Color: anything as long as not salt & pepper or balding *old guys are gross*
Short or Long Hair: whatever suits him, as long as i can run my fingers through it
Height: taller than me
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: whatever works for him, as long as it's clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: i had my last dance with mary jane about 8 months ago
Number of CDs I own: way more than 100
Number of Piercings: 4 - 2 in each ear, one is 10 gauge, the other 14
Number of Tattoos: none - i'm too scurred to get one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: letting myself be used and abused over and over again by different people
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My Interests

HIM, concerts, going to Chicago for the weekend, reading, writing, music, big loud trucks, drinking, smoking, debauchery and whoring around (just kidding about the whoring part), having fun, causing trouble, spending money on useless shit, sleeping, people who won't lie to get what they want.



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I'd like to meet:

Ville Valo, lead singer of the band HIM - best band ever!

Anthony Bourdain. He's tall, can cook, likes to drink and smoke and has an attitude. The love of my life! :P

Jyrki and Jussi from The 69 Eyes, Jonne Aaron from Negative and Laurie Ylonen from The Rasmus. Best other Finnish bands ever!

Jhonen Vasquez, creator of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - best comic ever, and the cartoon Invader Zim!! "I loooove tacos!" Gir is the cutest robot ever!

M. Night Shyamalan, Tim Burton, and Kevin Smith - best movie directors ever!

Dane Cook. Because he is a silly bitch that makes me laugh. Oh yeah, and he looks tasty :P

Bam Margera. maybe.

Johnny Depp - hottest pirate ever! Hell, one of the hottest men on the planet! *purrs*

Anne Rice. Who else can make vampire stories so enthralling?

JK Rowling. Harry Potter just kicks so much arse!

Douglas Adams. Who else could make the end of the universe seem so hilarious? "So long and thanks for all the fish!" Too bad he's dead. :(

Christopher Moore - the funniest author ever!

Hunter S. Thompson... why did all the cool people have to go and die? "We can't stop here, this is BAT COUNTRY!!"

People who can keep shit real. No more liars, no more fucking head games. If you won't be honest with me and intend on misleading me, don't waste your time trying to get to know me. Move along. If you wanna fuck your life up by being a lying piece of shit, don't drag me into your drama. I hate drama almost as much as I hate ignorant people!

And most importantly, the love of my life!!! I know he's out there somewhere...

Music:


(in no particular order) HIM, Nightwish, Shiny Toy Guns, Razed in Black, Zeromancer, Blakq Audio (side project of AFI), +44, Blink 182, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick Murphys, Marilyn Manson, KT Tunstall, The Killers, Kill Hannah, Green Day, Duran Duran, Def Leppard, The Doors, DJ Tiesto, Dir en Grey, David Bowie, Combichrist, Josh Turner, Dixie Chicks, Chris Isaak, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for My Valentine, Atreyu, A7X (Avenged Sevenfold, u no0b), Aiden, RHCP, The Rolling Stones, Sisters of Mercy, Smashing Pumpkins, Turbonegro, U2, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Rasmus, The 69 Eyes, My Chemical Romance, Daniel Lioneye, Slipknot, Godsmack, AC/DC, cKy, Lacuna Coil, AFI, Negative, Disturbed, Johnny Cash, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Ozzy, Type O Negative, Kittie, all kindsa shit...


Which member of HIM is YOUR sweet 666?


Ville Valo!
Wow, arent you lucky! Ville himselfyyay!xoxox

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, The Crow, The Blade trilogy, Waiting, Formula 51, Pulp Fiction, elf, Pirates of the Carribean I & II, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, The Chronicles of Riddick series, Donnie Darko, Girl Interrupted, Heathers, The Village, Signs, Unbreakable, Interview with a Vampire, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Reservoir Dogs, School of Rock, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Constantine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clay Pigeons, Trainspotting, Ice Age, Shrek, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, A Bug's Life, The Goonies, The Hebrew Hammer, Good Luck Chuck... this list goes on forever. I love movies! Anything by Kevin Smith and Tim Burton - I'm there!!

Television:

South Park, Little Britain, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mind of Mencia, Absolutely Fabulous, Chapelle's Show, Angel, Buffy, Smallville, Monk, Viva la Bam, That 70s Show, Will & Grace, Ghosthunters, Pararanormal State, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Chuck(

Books:

Anything written by Anne Rice, Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Laurell K. Hamilton, J.K. Rowling... big fan of the books by Jeff Lindsey about a serial killer named Dexter who kills other serial killers (which is now a show on Showtime). Funny shit... if you have that kinda twisted sense of humor. I love to read more than anything else, so I will always accept Barnes & Noble gift cards! :D

Heroes:

I have no heroes. No one has inspired me enough to make me want to do greater good for humanity. I care more about animals than I do my own race. Humans are all a bunch of mindless sheep that try so hard to blend in and be dull, boring, and stupid. I hate people. Well, most people. Some people are tolerable, and those are my friends. :P

Anyone that even knows anything about me will just find this funny...
Your Stripper Song Is
I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears
"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."
You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to! What Song Should You Strip To?

And this is no real big shock here...
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

no surprise here...
You Are a Sleek Black Bra!
Subtle, sophisticated, and classy.
You're not the first woman a man notices in the room...
But you're the one he remembers a week later.
You need a guy who will make a lasting impression on you too! What Kind of Bra Are You?


Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?


You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?


Exotic Dancer Name Is...
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You Are a Dragon
You are very charismatic and incredibly popular.
People are drawn to your energy, but you are a very difficult person to get to know.
You are very active - you are usually hard at work or play.
You enjoy drama, and you enjoy anything unusual or eccentric. What Mythological Creature Are You?


You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?


You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sweetest Sin What's Your Porn Star Name?


Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?


Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?


Your Hippie Chick Name Is:
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Your Drag Queen Name Is:
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Your Pickup Line Is
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator


Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.
Star wars character you are most like: Yoda What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?


You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?


Your Wrestler Name Is...
Mistress Chaos What's Your Wrestler Name?


How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?


Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?


You Are 100% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?


You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?


You Are 80% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?


You Are Mystique
Sneaky and duplicitous, you're likely to use your powers for evil.
You're eternally young looking, people don't realize how old you really are!
Powers: Shapeshifting - you can impersonate other people or become a monster Which of the X-Men Are You?


Your Lust Quotient: 61%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?


Your 2005 Song Is
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"
In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?


Jennifer Lynn's Aliases
Your movie star name: Cookie James
Your fashion designer name is Jennifer Paris
Your socialite name is Jenzi Vegas
Your fly girl / guy name is J Pri
Your detective name is Harley Triton
Your barfly name is Cookie Coors
Your soap opera name is Lynn Beech
Your rock star name is Hershey Mi
Your Star Wars name is Jenhar Pribro
Your punk rock band name is The Horny Scissors The Amazing Meganame Generator


Your Wrath Quotient: 98%
You have the makings of a very evil dictator.
If you don't want to go that route, you should consider anger management! How Much Wrath Do You Have?

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