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Drew Peacock

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About Me

There is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

My Interests

Midgets Deep Fried Twinkies Football Photography Twisted Jokes Sword Fighting Monkeys Pr0n Kung Fu Movies Onomatopoeia The Samoan Language Schadenfreude Posh Beckam's Boobs LOLCats The Polar Opposite of Whoopi Goldberg Celebrity Roasts The Downfall of Britney Spears Bea Arthur's Backhair Chimichangas Komodo Dragons Bukket Hentai

Movies:

Knocked Up Superbad 300 Super Troopers Red Dawn Outbreak Karate Kid 1-3 Rocky 1-4 LOTR Star Wars The Natural Prestige Harold and Kumar Heartbreak Ridge Uncommon Valor Iron Eagle All Rambo movies All Police Academy movies Ferris Bueller's Day Off Dumb and Dumber It Shawshank Redemption

Books:

Ball Four by Jim Bouton Geek Love by Katherine Dunn Night by Elie Wiesel Losing the Race: Self-Sabotage in Black America by John McWhorter Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway In the Lake of the Woods by Tim O'Brien The O'Reilly Factor... by Bill O'Reilly 1984 by George Orwell The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells
Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka Letters to a Young Conservative by Dinesh D'Souza
The Jericho Sanction by Oliver North The World's Religions by Huston Smith Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore

My Blog

Sex and the City movie review - "Behold a pale horse..."

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and wit...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST

Im going to Germany! Where should I visit?

I'm going to Germany!  Where should I go? I'm going there for one week.  I won't have a ton of time to travel, but I will have a weekend... Any suggestions are welcome....
Posted by Drew Peacock on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:30:00 PST

I absolutely hate Hollywood celebrities

I keep seeing these ads on TV where celebrities are calling for public support. Whether it's support for Darfur, or world hunger, or impoverished people in some third world country, it's all the same...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:17:00 PST

Do NOT fuck with Dramatic Chipmunk

He has now been trained and armed. I love internet memes. I have had countless hours of laughter looking at them from the beginning. I've been on the internet since pretty much the start...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:19:00 PST

Things that made me laugh yesterday

1) A loud fart2) Seeing an old person trip at Publix3) The sound a wet clump of oatmeal made as it hit the trash4) Stomping loudly at 1am...and I live on the second floor5) A well-aimed snot rocket6) ...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:20:00 PST

My Latest Mission: OPERATION LOCKDOWN

So, I was sitting on a plane waiting to go from Memphis to Minneapolis when I realized I was going to be faced with one of my most difficult plane rides ever.The first indication was when I saw a walk...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

John Madden still wants to blow Brett Farv

This is just too friggin' much.For years Madden has swung all over Brett Farv's nuts. It could be a game between New York and Philadelphia, and somehow Madden would go into a sidebar about Farv. I h...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

My trip with ˆˆˆˆ to the Thailand ˆˆˆˆˆˆˆ

When I was a child I always loved ˆˆˆˆˆˆ animals. It was their ˆˆˆˆ, their massive ˆˆˆˆˆˆ, and of course their claws. Nothing got me ˆˆˆˆ ˆˆˆˆ ˆˆˆˆˆ like the ˆˆˆˆˆ ˆˆˆˆˆˆ ˆˆˆˆˆˆˆ. Wooo! Damn r...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

The daily grind

You know how sometimes the overall mundane nature of daily life gets you down? It’s not anything specific; it’s the insidious crawl of monotony that leads to ennui. Waking up, taking a s...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST

Random thoughts

As I sit here at work in full zombie mode, I have all sorts of things running through my head. I can't think about work too much, and I love the fact that I am getting paid so much to sit here and my...
Posted by Drew Peacock on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:33:00 PST