Music, writing, drumming, being a lil' joey, saying "cloaca", "taint" and "Plexerson", hob-knobbing with celebrities . . . ya know
I'd like to meet:
I'd say Steven Tyler, but now that I've met him twice and he told me he loved me and kissed me full on the lips . . . well, I'd like to meet him again and maybe get a little further . . . say between the sheets next time perhaps! Also, Jim Morrison . . . in Hell . . . where we'd fornicate . . . in the flames . . . with knives. Who else? Bill Maher, Robbie Williams, Barbara Feldon, Keira Knightley, the Olsen twins (don't ask, don't tell?), "The Glimmer Twins". The Sea Ponies ("shoop sha doop, shoop shoop sha doop"). But to be serious, my twin soul. I am goddamned picky and I was looking for something perfect, something the naysayers believe is impossible. I have proved them wrong and love someone as wholly I am capable of . . . Sweetheart, I love you more than I ever thought possible, especially when you do the Gretel Dance! :o) . . . or the "reGretel" dance when she's bad! And I'm gonna get that belly . . . (grr rrh rah) Every lil' Joey needs a you.Hear ye, hear ye . . .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Suzee
Birthday: July 12, 1981 . . . should have been 1948
Birthplace: Where the streets have no name . . . .
Current Location: On a cloud . . . .
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: reddish
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: English and Native American (Wampanoag)
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown cowboy boots
Your Weakness: Steven, but y'all know that :o)
Your Fears: Ignorance
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust ham and pineapple or green pepper and onion, lots of sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already met!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, though it's convenient
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are you, Steven?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes or boobs I suppose
Your Bedtime: really, really early to be up at 3:30
Your Most Missed Memory: "Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars"
Pepsi or Coke: I hate soda! Water, coffee or whiskey for this girl :o)
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewwww
Single or Group Dates: dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either as long as it's unsweetened. I hate sugar.
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist it up!
Cappuccino or Coffee: a little of column A, a little of column B
Do you Smoke: cigarettes? eww. I won't pass up a couple of cigars a year though.
Do you Swear: at times, especially in the car
Do you Sing: at the top of my lungs :o)
Do you Shower Daily: yeppers.
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, graduated magna cum laude!
Do you want to get Married: yep, barefoot on the ground of Woodstock
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when my dad is driving . . . just ask Jay!
Do you think you are Attractive: usually
Are you a Health Freak: sort of, but nothing annoying or retarded
Do you get along with your Parents: The Ners? Of course!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Definitely!! Especially during the summer when I'm on my screened-in porch with a martini!
Do you play an Instrument: Just wanna bang on the drum all day :o)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:&..39;
In the past month have you Smoked: remember, ciggies are gross.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: surprisingly yes!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah, I'm not big on sweets except for Cadbury Eggs and Tiramisu
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: define "stage"
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: brrrrrr . . . .
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep! I took a George "W" magnet off a car and threw it in the trash!
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I'm interested to know what it feels like to get punched directly in the face. . . Fight Club style!
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: doing naughty things with Steven Tyler ;o)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an intelligent, free-thinking, compassionate human being
What country would you most like to Visit: Tuscany, Italy and Fiji
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long if it's well-kempt
Height: taller than me
Weight: I like skinny rock stars
Best Clothing Style: ::see Steven Tyler:: funky, retro, insane . . .
Number of Drugs I have taken: all around the mulberry bush, somebody's chasing Sheldon . . . .
Number of CDs I own: waaaay too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2 - nose, navel and a hole in my eyebrow that's closing up where that one used to be.
Number of Tattoos: none yet, but there's 2 I want.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
Aerosmith, Better Than Ezra, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Robbie Williams, Black Eyed Peas, Barenaked Ladies, The Doors, Counting Crows, Travis, Credence Clearwater, Tom Petty, Jimmy Durante, G-Unit (that's a joke, folks) . . . lots more . . . "We have many loves, but only one grande passion."
Movies:
Almost Famous, Brokeback Mountain (R.I.P. Heath Ledger), American History X, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Mr. Holland's Opus, Taxi Driver, Pleasantville, Last King of Scotland, Dead Poet's Society, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, The Wall, The Laramie Project, Lord of the Rings, Crash, The Neverending Story, The Butterfly Effect, Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter, Forrest Gump, Clockwork Orange, A Home at the End of the World, Angels in America . . . pretty much anything entirely disturbing or that makes a poignant social statement reflective of my own views . . . those and my occasional guilty pleasure of the Olsen twins films. Look ashamed.
Television:
Nip/Tuck, Real Time with Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Roseanne, Get Smart, Rescue Me, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, Big Bang Theory, Heroes, Coupling, Top Chef, Hannah Montana (shut up)
Books:
"Walk This Way: The Autobiography of Aerosmith", "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare", Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings Series, "Hammer of the Gods", "Cradle and All", "Angels and Demons", "DaVinci Code" (pretty much all Dan Brown), "Philosophers Speak of God(s)(?)", "The Poetry of Jim Morrison", "To Kill a Mockingbird", and one of my favorites as a child "Herself the Elf" :o)
Heroes:
Steven Tyler, who's done it all just to learn that the only way out is through; Bill Maher, who has more than earned the right to spout the truth without the fear of cancellation; the Ners of course; Keith Richards, the coolest guy ever, whether he snorted his dad or not; "the incomparable Angela Lansbury"; Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his dream; Brett Brett #4 Favre; Tedy Bruschi; Barbara Feldon; Maya Angelou; Frank Perdue and the whole coop; My wonderful husband Chris for loving me in spite of or perhaps because of my many idiosyncrasies and for showing me that there are still people out there who can surprise you; Dr. Barbara Balboni, easily the most amazing woman I've ever known; Barbara Starkie, who taught me that I can't always get what I want, but that if I try, sometimes I just might get what I need - thank you; Cindy Sheehan who defiantly went above the President's head to the American people; "Jax" - "they all fake what you do naturally" - in another life we're totally rock stars; to the one person that knows full and well who they are that always somehow brings me a sense of clarity, whether it be in the way they intend or not - I'm sorry you could never believe me, but thank you: "I remember waking up with you, the days doing nothing. You meant more to me then than I think you ever knew. And you were gonna be a doctor, movie star, a poet in a nobel seminar. I hope the world never tore that out of you." I hope you know that every word was a piece of my heart; all those who stand up for the stupid and crazy; lastly, those that understand and put up with me - you are truly admirable and every single solitary one of you should be committed. :o)
