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Teh Kazan

Cory's 22 year old bitch

About Me

My Girlfriend is amazing!

My Names Karissa, I'm a 23 year old 3rd Shift Wal-mart worker. I put the stock on the shelves, so that the greedy customers can come down the isles that we are stocking, and complain because we are in their way..

I have an obsession with ties, and the band KMFDM. As if you couldn't tell. I also tend to sleep a lot. But, when I am not doing that I am on the computer listening to music. I am always looking for new bands and songs to listen to. I feel like there are so many diffrent things out there that I will never fully experience it all. I love techno industrial music, but I will listen to almost anything.

I can go through long periods of not going anywhere except for work and coming home. But every once in a while I get out and drive to where ever. Sometimes spontaneous, but not too often. I hardly talk on my phone, I am terrible at holding up a conversation with anyone. I can text message someone like noones buisness though! I'm also pretty shy around people I've never met, But I am loud and crazy when I get to know someone. I believe some people get embarrassed to be around me.

I also smoke a lot. Menthol is my favorite. And I like hanging out with people, and drinking. I'm more a social drinker than anything. Vodka is my drink of Choice. And I can't stand tequila. But, I believe thats enough about me!


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My Interests


Runescape, Music, Final Fantasy, Bowling, Pool, Denver Diablo, Sleeping, Drawing, Writing, Staying up late, Smoking Cigarettes..

I'd like to meet:

I am always searching for new music, and bands.

Music:

12 Stones, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds To Mars , 311, 40 Below Summer, A New Found Glory, A Perfect Circle, Adema, AFI, Alice Deejay, Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Alpinestars, American Head Charge, Anti-Flag, Aphex Twin, Apollo 440, Apoptygma Berzerk , Aqualung, Armor For Sleep, Assemblage 23 , At The Drive-In, Athenaeum, Audio Slave, AudioVent, Bad Astronaut, Bad Regilion, Badly Drawn Boy, Basement Jaxx, Bjork , Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bouncing Souls, Bowling For Soup, Boys Night Out, Breaking Benjamin, Bright Eyes, Built to Spill, Bush, Cabaret Voltaire, Cake, Cato Salsa Experience, Celldweller , Chemlab, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Chester Bennington, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, CKY, Coal Chamber, Cocteau Twins, Coheed And Cambria , Cold, Collide, Corporate Avenger, Crossfade, Counting Crows, Cory Devine , Cruiserweight , Cruxshadows, Daft Punk, Danzig, Darude, Das Ich, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Mathews Band, Dead Kennedys, Death Cab For Cutie, Death In Vegas, Decoded Feedback , Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dervish, Die Krupps, Dishwalla, Disturbed , Dope, Drain STH, Drowning Pool, Dry Kill Logic, Dust For Life, Econoline Crush, Evanescence, Eve 6, Fatboy Slim, Fear Factory, Filter, Finch, Finger Eleven, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner , Flickerstick, Fluke, Foo Fighters, Fountains Of Wayne, Front 242, Front Line Assembly , Funker Vogt, Garbage, GOB, God Module, Green Day, Grinspoon, Guano Apes, H2SO4, Haujobb, Hot Action Cop, Hot Hot Heat, Icon Of Coil, Incubus, Interpol, Jack Off Jill, Jane's Addiction, Jimmy Eat World, Joydrop, Juno Reactor, K's Choice, Kidney Thieves , Kill Hannah, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, KMFDM , Korn, Kraftwerk, L'ame Immortelle, Lacuna Coil , Lagwagon, Lennon, Less Than Jake, Letters To Cleo, Leæther Strip, Life Of Agony, Lifetime, Linkin Park, Lisa Loeb, Liz Phair, Llama Farmers, Local H, London After Midnight, Lords of Acid, Machine Head, Mad Caddies, Manic Street Preachers, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, MDFMK , Meshuggah, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Misfits, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, Muse, Mushroomhead, My Chemical Romance, My Ruin, Nickelback, Nina Gordon, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nitzer Ebb, No Doubt, No One, NOFX, Nonpoint, Oasis, Old 97's, Oleander, Oomph!, Orgy, Otep, Papa Roach, Pennywise, Pitchshifter, Placebo , Poe, Poison The Well, Porn Kings, Portishead, Powerman 5000, Presidents of The United States of America, Pretty Girls Make Gaves, Primer 55, Primus, Prodigy, Project Pitchfork, Propellerheads, Puddle of Mudd, Pulley, Queens of The Stone Age, Radiohead , Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein , Rasputina, Recoil, REM, Rob Zombie, Roshach Test, Save Ferris, Saves The Day, Scarling, Screeching Weasel, Seether, Semisonic, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Silver Chair, Simple Plan, Sinomatic, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Empty Soul, Sneaker Pimps , Soundgarden, Spacehog, Spineshank, Staind, Static-X, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Supertramp, Swtchblade Symphony, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Taproot, Tatu, Tenacious D, theSTART , The All-American Rejects, The Aquabats, The Ataris, The Black Heart Procession, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, The Cult, The Cure, The Distillers, The Donna's, The Dwarves, The Electric Hellfire Club, The Exies, The Faint, The Juliana Theory, The Mad Capsule Markets, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Offspring, The Postal Service, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Shins, The Strokes, The Union Underground, The Used, The White Stripes, The Who, Three Days Grace, Thursday, Tiamat, Tiger Army, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Toadies, Tom Petty, Tool, Trapt, Tsunami Bomb, U2, Unloco, Vast, Velvet Acid Christ, Veruca Salt, Violent Femmes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Weezer, White Zombie, Wizo, Wumpscut, Yellowcard, Zebrahead, Zeromancer.

I know there are tons more bands that are not on this list.

Movies:

Dancer In The Dark, Cube Zero, Cube, Cube 2 Hypercube, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Resident Evil, Resident Evil:Apocalypse, The Fifth Element, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Kill Bill Vol 1, Kill Bill Vol 2, The Transporter, The Transporter 2, Constantine, The Chronicles Of Riddick, Pitch Black, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Final Desination, Final Desination 2, Underworld, xXx

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The L Word, Charmed, The Wonder Pets!

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

for the record.

its offically 3:00 in the morning..unoffically, it’s 3:00 in the morning, and I should be asleep.who’s counting anyway?this will be my 6th day in a row at work.did I mention I loved my job...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:05:00 PST

woo and hoo..

Hows everyones new year been so far? Mines, so far started out with a bang.  Today at work, I got to meet a new friend, and it was the floor.  I totally slipped and fell, Go Me! I'm not very...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

humm...

Some people need to stop flirting with my girlfriend. before there is some serious fucking blood shed. and, trust me it won't be mine. ...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:25:00 PST

yay

yay! I have a job..   I know thats exciting.  and christmas is coming. and I haven't gotten anything done for anyone! go me!...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST

!!!

If life is so easy, if everythings supposed to be so simple.. then why the hell is everything so fucking hard? And, why the hell do I feel so ... off?Sometimes I wish I knew, really want it is that I ...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST

If I could rip my heart out, I would make it bleed ..

Since we're feeling so anesthetisedIn our comfort zoneReminds me of the second timeThat I followed you homeWe're running out of alibiOn the second of MayReminds me of the summer timeOn this winter day...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

You are the perfect drug

I got my head but my head is unravelingcant keep control can't keep track of where it's travelingI got my heart but my heart's no goodyou're the only one that's understoodI come along but I don't know...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

Things someone might find interesting.

[] I don't like silence. [x] I am really ticklish. [] I'm afraid of the dark. [] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night. [x] I am homosexual... [] I believe in true love. [] I've run away...
Posted by Teh Kazan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST