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Deez_Nutz23

Deez Nutz

About Me

What can be said I live in Utah and I love Jello! I simply can't beleive how big my left stomach is too its almost like I'm deformed or something but I keep tickin. I use to pretend I was Peter Pan and that gave me an excuse to run around like a little fairy but now I've just excepted that I have this feminin side, and trust it's not a pretty one!!

My Interests

Peanut Butter you can't even imagine all the things you can do with it........ Oh shit get your mind out of my crouch, your sick I like peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches..Jeez.

I'd like to meet:

Fake people I love them I think there so fun to be around and they never lie to you so you can always trust and rely on them. If your fake give me a call, if your honest don't call me cause I all ready know I'm not attractive and dam it I don't need anyone else telling me I am!

Music:

Lets Change this to BEER whats your favorite, well mine is BUD-WEIS-ER, Red Stripe, Heinekein, Corona, Pabst, Killians, Amber Bock, okay lets be honest I love all beer.

Movies:

Flashdance is a great movie, and don't kid yourself you know you love Labyrinth, with David Bowie package staring at you through the whole movie,god I'm just salivating thinking about it!!!

Television:

Frankly I don't have time to watch tv with all the chating I do, I'm pretty much on line every chance I get. Don't be mad cause I chat with hot babes you could too if you weren't watching so much tv.

Books:

Does Playboy count....Seriously I read the articles, no really I do!!

Heroes:

David Hasselhoff I'm mean a guy with that much chest hair and he has the balls to show it off on prime time!