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Woman!

i let myself forget who i'm supposed to be

About Me


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Best described as a cross between Victorian royalty and an 80s hooker. Real enjoyment comes from wearing corsets and high heels. I always wear eyeliner, and my hair is currently blue and black. Music wise, I listen to metal, showtunes, and rap. Go ahead, figure it out.
I love traveling, history, & belong in Europe. But I do love New York City above all. I love pirates, vampires, and serial killers. The macabre makes me hot. Je parle francais. I have 5 cats, and identify with my Scandinavian heritage as a "bad ass motherfucker". Clearly.
I don't smoke or drink, because I hate both of them. Very proudly childfree I hope to get sterilised as soon as possible. Yes, I hate babies, toddlers, children, teenagers, large crowds and pretty much everyone else. This makes me as social as a bag of rocks. Any more than four people usually sends me screaming.
I'll be a Sophomore at CW Post, recently declared Forensics major. I like bodies. My goal in life is to be a stripper. I aim high. I'm so far left you couldn't even see it coming: pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, anti-political correctness, pro-death penalty and generally anti-stupid.
Otherwise, I work at Old Navy as the resident OCD neatfreak. Then I hang out with people from work to talk about work. My boyfriend is an Old Navy manager. It's a lifestyle. On the weekends I watch sweaty men in spandex touch each other. Oh yes... wrestling. I'm Carrie, Della Morte's manager at WUW in Brooklyn.
Johnny Depp is my favourite actor. Eddie Izzard and Lewis Black are my two favourite comedians. I love a good (or bad) horror movie, stand up comedy, historical documentaries, and watching surgeries. If it's got cherries on it, I've probably bought it, and I have a minor Vegas obsession. I have a bad, bad fetish for pretty boys with long hair, and men in drag. This statement is a lot funnier if you see my boyfriend.
And oh yeah, House. It's love. Cane, wit, and a drug problem. Gets me going. Mm.
17 piercings. 2 tattoos. As of 3-15-07.
My screen name is heavy efin metal.

My Interests

heavy metal. hair metal. death metal. melodic metal. speed metal. prog & epic metal. transvestites. men in makeup. men with long hair. executive transvestites. forensic psychology. bsdm. sex. movies. historical things. cats. languages. stand up comedy. fashion design. makeup. french foods. seafood. 80s hair metal. jerry springer. fetish. staying out late. strip clubs. medical science. travel. manhattan. chocolate. high heels. loud concerts. netflix. pirates. johnny depp. energy drinks. tattoos. wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

Living:
Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson & Dita Von Teese, Robby Takac, Eddie Izzard, Tim Curry, Steve Martin, Lewis Black, Bill Moseley, Charles Manson, David Bedella, Edge, Hugh Laurie, Julian McMahon.

Dead:
Marquis de Sade, Elizabeth Bathory, Marilyn Monroe, Fay Wray, Ted Bundy, Jeff Dahmer, Anton LaVey

Music:

100 demons, aerosmith, alice cooper, ani difranco, anorexia nervosa, aqua, audiovent, barenaked ladies, bathory, berlin, bile, black sabbath, blind guardian, cacophony, captain jack, children of bodom, cinderella, coffin break, cradle of filth, daddy yankee, dark funeral, deadsy, demented are go, demons and wizards, devildriver, dimmu borgir, dj aligator project, dragonforce, dream theater, drowning pool, ELP, eROTic, fear factory, finger eleven, fintroll, fozzy, frankenstein drag queens from planet 13, gamma ray, garbage, geddy lee, goo goo dolls, grave digger, graveworm, great white, ian van dahl, iced earth, in extremo, inkubus sukkubus, iron maiden, jack off jill, joan jett, josh groban, judas priest, kamelot, katatonia, kiss, kmfdm, l.a. guns, lil jon & the eastside boyz, limbonic art, lita ford, lollipop lust kill, london after midnight, loudness, luci turelli, ludacris, lunatica, marilyn manson, matchbox 20, meatloaf, megadeth, metal church, mindless self indulgence, morbid angel, motley crue, motorhead, murderdolls, nekromantix, nevermore, nightwish, nine days, nine inch nails, opeth, orgy, panic at the disco, pantera, pink floyd, pitbull, poison, powerman 5000, pray for the soul of betty, queen, quiet riot, ra, rainbow, rammstein, ratt, rhapsody, rigor mortis, rob halford, rob zombie, rockapella, rush, sammy hagar, sean paul, shadow gallery, skid row, slayer, social distortion, stabbing westward, staind, symphony x, system of a down, techno remixes (preferably of classical), the rolling stones, theater of tragedy, thy majestie, tim curry, twisted sister, vast, venom, wasp, warrant, wednesday 13, white zombie, whitesnake, winger, wintersun, witchery, ying yang twins, yngwie malmsteen

musicals: aida, cabaret, cats, chicago, grease, into the woods, jekyll and hyde, jerry springer, kiss me kate, les miserables, little shop of horrors, rent, rocky horror, shock treatment, the music man, the phantom of the opera, the producers, the scarlet pimpernel, tick tick boom, wicked.

Movies:

rocky horror picture show. little shop of horrors. the ninth gate. crybaby. pirates of the caribbean. house of 1000 corpses. the devil's rejects. galaxy quest. dude where's my car. cabaret. sleepy hollow. the crow. x-men. quills. secret window. interview with the vampire. don juan demarco. sister act. from hell. treasure island. austin powers. silence of the lambs. the devil's advocate. grease. & porn.

Television:

the drew carey show. whose line is it anyway. niptuck. roseanne. what not to wear. dr 90210. yes dear. while you were out. house md.

Books:

long hard road out of hell: autobiography of marilyn manson

the vampire chronicles - anne rice

the visual encyclopedia of serial killers - nigel blundell & susan blackhall

romance novels.
particularly the pirate and the pagan - virginia henley &
the slightly series - mary balogh

heart of darkness - joseph conrad

rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead - tom stoppard

othello - shakespeare

a treasury of royal scandals - michael farquhar

Heroes:

Erzsebet Bathory. Anton LaVey.

My Blog

Have I Ever? ...(probably)

100 Have You Evers? 1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Uh, yeah of course.2. Slept in a different bed? Many different beds. I'm usually found in Josh's bed. 3. Made out in a movie theatre? Aww, that...
Posted by Woman! on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:07:00 PST

50 things.

1. How tall are you barefoot? I'm almost 5'2". Yeah. But not too many people see me barefoot. 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Uh, no. 3. Do you own a gun? Not at the moment. Probably will at some po...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST

7 Deadly Sins

Firstly, a big I love you to everyone from Saturday night, for making my weekend. I haven't had fun like that in a while..  WRATH1. Who did you last get angry with? My father, for being a fuck...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:02:00 PST

because you wanted to know.

Basics time started: 5:34pm full name: Lindsay Mae Sawyer nickname(s): Linds, Woman, Blue birthday: June 15, 1988 where were you born: in Plainview zodiac sign: Gemini height: 5' 1 3/4"... so 5'2" we...
Posted by Woman! on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 03:35:00 PST

Random news

I always forget how much I hate this town, and the people in it. This is East Northport everybody... you didn't grow up on the streets, you aren't a thug or ghetto fabulous, and you don't look cool ta...
Posted by Woman! on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:54:00 PST

Generic Myspace Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Lindsay Birthday: 6/15/88 Birthplace: Plainview, Long Island Current Location: East Northport, Long Island Eye Color: Greenish Hair Color: Blonde H...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

June 25

Well, before I get to anything important, in Medical Science, I dissected a fetal pig today. I don't know about anyone else, but that definitely made me hungry for a burger, & made me realise how ...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you'll never remember, i'll never forget

i've been listening to yngwie malmsteen a bunch lately. yay for fellow swedes.it's pretty interesting, because no one ever reads this, so i can write what i want. in which case, i will, so anyone does...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 years already...

i almost forgot to update, but i can write about it here because no one will read it. awesome. i know i'm stupid & won't let go of anything, but it's been two years already. it doesn't feel like th...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no sleeping pills will save you now

i don't think things could get worse now if they tried. well it could, but i'd rather not.   i'd really rather not talk about it. but in memory, r.i.p. aerial, 7/28/04 - 11/10/04 who was my 5th c...
Posted by Woman! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST