Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet... Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Name: Cassie
Birthday: 11/10/1987
Birthplace: Larghetto
Current Location: Da Burg
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'5''
Righty or lefty: righty
Your Heritage: scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: ma flip flops
Your Weakness: guys
Your Fears: clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: don eat it
Goal u Would Like 2 Achieve dis Year: go in da Navy
Most Ovaused Phrase On .. lol
Thoughts 1st Wakin Up: coffee?
Best Physical Feacha': smile
Yo Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: ma daddy
Pepsi//Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds//Burger King: neither
Single//Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea//Nestea: neither
Chocolate//Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino//Coffee: coffee
Do u Smoke: no
Do u Swear: who dont?
Do u Sing: in da showa
Do u Showa Daily: chea
u Been in Luv: not yet
u wanna go 2 College: i dropped out
u wanna get Married: some day
u belive in urself: yea
u get Motion Sickness: naw
u think u Attractive: yea
u a Health Freak: yea
u get along wit ur 'rents: ma momma
u like Thundastorms: eh..
u play a Instrument: hell no
have u Drank Alcohol: yea...
have u Smoked: yea
have u been on Drugs: no?
have u gon on a Date: yea
have u gon 2 a Mall: yea
have u eaten a box a Oreos: ew
have u eaten Sushi: yea!
have u been on Stage: yea
have u been Dumped: naw
have u gon Skinny Dipping: yea hee hee
u eva Stolen Anythin: not ne more
how often u get Drunk: 2 much
u eva been called a Tease: yea
u eva been Beaten up: naw
Eva Shoplifted: yea
How u wanna Die: havin sex
Wat u wanna b when u Grow Up: navy diver
Wat country would u like ta Visit: spain
# a Drugs I taken: no comment
# a CDs I own: 100
# a Piercings: six
# a Tattoos: 3
# a thangs in ma Past i Regret: nothin