Mr.Mint

Mojitos secretly kill you.

About Me

Muddle me once,shame on you. Muddle me twice, I'm a fucking Mojito.

My Interests

Moisture.

I'd like to meet:

The asshole who invented the salad shooter.

Music:

wind chimes, running water, and crickets.

Movies:

E.T.

Television:

Anything with John Ratzenberger.

Books:

Talking to Plants:What are we really saying?, How to pick up Women with Plants, and Foliage:Not just for Assholes Anymore.

Heroes:

Rhubarb,Scallions, and Endive.

My Blog

Cider House Fools

Mulled cider and Hot Toddy's are the perfect winter drinks for anyone who is part of a traveling Renaissance Fair, a Chimney Sweep, or an extra in a local production of Peter Pan. These drinks are ho...
Posted by Mr.Mint on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

Impending bloom

The time of the year is upon us when the child molesters of the drinking community can finally put down their hard ciders and hot Toddys and drink like real pussies. Soon enough the herbal holocaust ...
Posted by Mr.Mint on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:22:00 PST