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baby goes to 11

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About Me

It is easier to ask for forgiveness then get permission.

My Interests

SCUBA diving, snow boarding, traveling, reading, tickling the ivory, two dog nights, kissing in the rain, drinking wine, smoking beers, making out with your boyfriend, 666, bitch wands, liquid lunches, greyhounds - the drink and the dog, but not the bus!, stars&skulls, making fires, slow dancing, fast dancing, filthy dancing, hurricanes - the drink, not the storms, anything pumpkin, swimming, hot tubbing, cartwheels, jumping on hotel beds, whornados, dancing in the rain, cuddling, scrabble, tequila, apple gum, the razr, pirate doggies, bare feet, 6:00PM dance parties, dominoes - the game, not the pizza!, the Nomad, bottom lips, apple juice kisses, wobble stoppers, squirrels, silly ferrets, nachos, log rolling down hills, snuggling, high heels, irishing my coffee, it, fireworks, get out of my dreams and into my car, sweet suprises, tackling Santa, lip venom, beeramids, moon beam, dolphin kisses, pooches that jump thru hoops, baby faces, key lime pie, picnics, that thing that you do, vodka, try me on...i'm very you, dangley earrings, sunglasses, sand between my toes, bowling, GoldCoast subs, passenger side, tulips on my organ, afternoon delights, dress-up, handbags, writing, sharks, my games...my rules, songs with steel drums, drinking pinot grigio and smoking cigarettes on the drunk school bus, corn dogs, smorgasms, pussywillows, juice, fish tacos, good times, yoga

I'd like to meet:

Someone to hold me tight That would be very nice Someone to love me right That would be very nice Someone to understand Each little dream in me Someone to take my hand And be a team with meSo nice, life would be so nice If one day I'd find Someone who would take my hand And samba through life with meSomeone to cling to me Stay with me right or wrong Someone to sing to me Some little samba song Someone to take my heart And give his heart to me Someone who's ready to Give love a start with meOh yeah, that would be so nice I could see you and me, that would be nice

Music:

..Deee-lite, The Decemberists, Beck, Garbage, Bjork, The Weakerthans, Phoenix, NOFX, Portishead, Astrud Gilberto, Dr. Dog, The Jayhawks, Morcheeba, Limbeck, Superdrag, Jets to Brazil, Sunny Day Real Estate, Pizzacato 5, Wilco, Saint Etienne, Magnetic Fields, Ben Folds, The White Stripes, Jawbreaker, Supreme Beings of Leisure, The Postal Service, Elliott Smith, Bad Religion, The Promise Ring, Electric 6, Chris Mills, Mark Mallman, Motley Crue, The Faint, Guns n Roses, The Ramones, The Shins, Nine Inch Nails, Dylan Hicks, The Hollies, Def Leppard, The Sounds, Death Cab For Cutie, Kings of Convenience, Decibully, Depeche Mode, Nada Surf, Har-Mar Superstar, Maria Taylor, Nouvelle Vague, Reubens Accomplice, Communique, Ok Go, Brazilian Girls, Owen, Foreigner, Joanna Newsom, Hall & Oates, Duran Duran, Mike Doughty

Movies:

..Drop Dead Gorgeous, Party Girl, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Office Space, Old School, Rad, Zoolander, Spinal Tap, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Serial Mom, Gattica, Run Lola Run, Gummo, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Heathers, Rushmore, The Jerk, Pootie Tang, The House of Yes, Thumbsucker, The Cruise

Television:

Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Simpsons, Strangers With Candy, Reno 911, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flght of the Conchords, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Dead Like Me, Campus Ladies, The White Rapper Show, Heros

Books:

Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, "A Short Guide to a Happy Life" by Anna Quindlen, "I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence" by Amy Sedaris

My Blog

5 New Things I Have Learned about Milwaukee on My Lunch Break

1. Smart Cars bring people together because they are so darn cute. 2. I still don’t know what goes on in the Frank P. Zeidler building. 3. Some bums do care about their hygiene. 4. TJ Maxx at Th...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:48:00 PST

The Standby Hos

I was on my way home from China when I encountered two girls who I deemed 'The Standby Hos'. At this point, I had been traveling for 22 hours straight and was extremely tired and slightly medicated. I...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

Our Beloved Huntz

Today is a very sad day. Huntz, my family dog, is being put to sleep. I know that everything we love must die, but that doesn't make it any easier. That doesn't keep your feet warm on a cold night. &n...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Cell phones don't like whiskey!

I found this out the hard way. This weekend I rocked out harder than I thought was humanly possible. Here is a recap of my weekend (pictures coming soon!) Friday started early - I had lunch with my mo...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:34:00 PST

Phil Collins can go fuck himself!

I am not sure when my hatred for Phil Collins started, but it was probably solidified around the time that I had the unfortunate experience of seeing the video for "I Can't Dance". Something about his...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

first time for everything

2006 has been a year of firsts for me. I ate my first corn dog a couple of months ago. Strange, I know, but if you would have seen the lunch lady serving corn dogs to all of the fat kids in grade scho...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

Sailor Jerry vs. Captain Morgan

If Sailor Jerry and Captain Morgan went head to head, who do you think would dominate? Although, Captain Morgain is a Captain, and possibly a pirate, I think Sailor Jerry would win. He packs more of a...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

Lyrical Genius: 3 Great Poems for 3 Great People

These poems are something else... Happy Birthday! To Carrie My filthy whore of a friend. I will love you to the bitter end. As long as you will always bend And when I'm in prison you send Me cigarett...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST

My Rolodex: Not as cool as I thought it would be.

My Rolodex is so sad! I always wanted one so bad. Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of sitting at a desk with a Rolodex. Then, when I needed a phone number or an address, I would just flip thro...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:00:00 PST

No Guts, No Gravy!

Yesterday, I spent Easter with my family. It started off a little rough because I was suffering from a mean hangover (image that), but as the day progressed, I had quite a great time. We started of wi...
Posted by baby goes to 11 on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:16:00 PST