Tip of the Day 12/22/2007 |
If you're ever going to kill someone don't tell them how you're going to do it or sing a song about it.
Just kill them!
Cause by the time you've finished telling them you plan, either in words or song...
Posted by Taco" on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 11/10/2007 |
If you have a loud shitty car just slap a Flowmaster sticker on it.Then go around bragging how awesome and big the engine is.That's why it's so loud.
Posted by Taco" on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 10/08/2007 |
To tie the Windsor Knot, select a tie of your choice and stand in front of a mirror. Then simply follow the steps below. ..> 1) The wide end "W" should extend about 12 inches below the ...
Posted by Taco" on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:28:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 09/13/2007 |
If you have to state "I'm not gay" more than three times in the same conversations...Bad news.You're gay.
Posted by Taco" on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 07/08/2007 |
If you live in the hood and you hear fireworks, don't run outside as soon as they start.Cause it might just be a drive by.
Posted by Taco" on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 06/09/2007 |
Invest in a clear shower curtain.This way you will be able to see any knife wielding cross dressers sneaking up trying to kill you.*BONUS*If there already is a murderer in your house and you go to pus...
Posted by Taco" on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Tip of the Day 04/27/2007 |
The only time it's OK to yell out "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble.Cause it's worth a shitload of points.
Posted by Taco" on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST |
Tip of the day 03/28/2007 |
Someone should invent a drink with a practical name. Like "Sex On The Couch" or "Platonic friends 'til we're drunk". You know. Something useful. And make it simple to make too. Maybe like ... beer wit...
Posted by Taco" on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PST |
Tip of the day 02/16/2007 |
When asking a girl out always wear a Blue Tooth headset. This way if she rejects you you can just tell her you were talking on the phone and to piss off.
Dates 0 Pride ...
Posted by Taco" on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Tip of the day 01/15/2007 |
Remember, the early worm gets eaten.
Posted by Taco" on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST |
