Kobiyashi

Many moons ago, when the bean was ripe. A young lad by the name of "Ginge" decided it was time to cast his net. Upon doing this he caught a "blooming cockney" and this old boy went by the name of "Verve". Ginge and Verve travelled the skies of Blaina Town, when they noticed an orphan Asian boy who was tasting the fruits of Winter. They quietly crept up behind him and snatched one of his many mango's. "Who dares to feel my fruits?" asked the Asian boy, "It is I, Ginge, and my "bleeding hell" cokney friend, Verve". Upon hearing that Verve was indeed English, the Asian boy wanted to experience the virtues of fields. Ginge asked "What be your name?" and the Asian boy replied "Packino". So the threesome went off in a huff and pissed on many things. The one thing they didn't count on was lighting camp fires with Vampires. When morning came the three slept through til' lunch, when they finally awoke, they walked 15 yards to a stream. Ginge said "I'm busting". He was about to get ready for a number 2, when a cool jazzy voice said "If a field is a dream, what is a saddle?". The boys looked around, but saw no-one, Ginge was begining to turn blue with envy. "If you answer this riddle, I'll let you unleash your beast!" said the strange voice. To help his friend's desperation, Verve answered the righteous question, "Pigs Swill?". PING. Out of somewhere a little pixie arrived. "Pigs Swill is the right answer!, lets see what you've won!" pronounced the little pixie. "All I want is relief for my Ginger friend" were the words that fell out of Verve's mouth. "So be it!" as soon as the pixie clapped his hands Ginge's problems ended. "My name is Brassic and I wish to be coherent in many things, such as bees, pipes and tablets". Packino thought, how nice it would be to have a pixie on their team, so he asked him to join. Thus Began KOBIYASHI.