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About Me


I lived where all the jack mormons beat their children and vote for Jeff Flake.

I'm honest even when I shouldn't be.

Undiagnosed Art,,
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My Interests

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We fucked in the bathroom and my hair caught on fire. Damn.
I like people who are justified in the way they are. I like people who have reason to say that they are justified in who they are and how they act - because then you know they have something to say that you want to hear. I like substance, but I also like sitting at wendy's and talking about fake trees.

I'd like to meet:

People who throw up at Denny's.

Music:

Indochine
Elliot Smith
Le Tigre
Portishead
Garbage
Madonna
Glassjaw
Mae
Blondie
Placebo
Bjork
Nancy Sinatra
The Faint
No Doubt (secretly)
Tsunami Bomb
Skunk Anasie
The Cranberries
The Cardigans
Metric
The Kidney Thieves
Tracy Bonham
Orgy
The Smashing Pumpkins
Melissa Auf Der Maur
Hole
The Verve
The Dresden Dolls
Trash Palace
Massive Attack
Cibo Matto
The Smiths
Depeche Mode
Yann Tiersen
Lydia
Beyond Analog
The Blood Brothers
Helium
Kelly Osborne
Awake and Alert
30 Seconds to Mars
The Used
Gogol Bordello
NHOI
Fischerspooner
Blur
Les Rythems Digitales
Felix Da Housecat
Sia
T.a.T.u
Underworld
Donna Summer
Q Lazzarus
Scissor Sisters
T Raumschmiere
Combichrist
She Wants Revenge
Kasabian
Peaches
Ladytron
Freezepop
Goldfrapp
Dredg
The Blow
The Capricorn
Atmosphere
Bus Driver
Deerhoof
FC Kahuna
DJ Rizzario
Dj Stromkore
Deftones
The Dandy Warhols
The Engine Room
Poloroid
Why?
Clint Mansell
John Murphy
Giant Drag

Movies:

ShopGirl.12 Monkies. L.I.E. Trainspotting. Thirteen. Party Monster. Death Becomes Her. Fifth Element. Queen of the Damned. Interview with a Vampire. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Amelie. Dirty Pretty Things. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. The Virgin Suicides. Millenium Mambo. The Eye. Kill Bill Vol 1. 28 Days Later. La Femme Nakita. Femme Fatale. Girl Interrupted. Eros. 2046. Kung Foo Hustle. Wolf Creek. I Heart Huckabees. Mulholland Drive. Gia. Breakfast on Pluto. Transamerica. Cecil B. Demented. 301/302. Brick. Wolf Creek. The Shining. Les Amants Criminels. Hard Candy. Dogfight. Mysterious Skin.

Television:

Strangers with Candy. Niptuck. Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Dead Like Me. Law and Order.

Books:

Blood and Gold. The Witching Hour. Everything is Illuminated. Perks of Being a Wallflower. The Bad Popes. Queen of the Damned. Pandora. Les Liasons Dangereuses. Choke. Lullaby. Survivor. Invisible Monsters. Diary.

Heroes:

People that don't know that when you reject a phone call, the number or rings is less.

My Blog

boines

Yes, I am so changing it from Burns to Boines...in honor of people with accents.So it's cold, but the air is really nice and refreshing, I need my inhaler less.I'm writing again which is great...its m...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

moving is a horrific thing to do to yourself.

So we are in Burns, our lovely home in arizona is being finished by people with little skill in the english language, but much better work ethic than my mother and I. Burns is an interesting town. If ...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

If you're offended and you know it clap your hands.

So, you're just utterly gushing emotion, wit, and articulation. You have so much to say, so much to vent, so many feelings you think the world needs to see or hear because no other person has ever fel...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

life lessons

Partying makes you fat.People make you irritable. Old people make you even more irritable.Friends are few but worth calling a friend.Working doesn't make you fat.Quite the oppositeNot having weekends ...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:42:00 PST

18th birfday yo.

Well, although my birthday isnt till Tuesday (the 18th) I can officially say that I love everyone in my effing life and they all made friday night the night of my life! Gino and I went to cheesecake f...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:38:00 PST

Woops I Killed Myself.

Past times. past people. past sex. past loves. past fucks. Some would say I never date, I only make mistakes. I would say I never date because Im afraid of making mistakes. but inevitably I make them ...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The conceited boy with the angelic face

They paint a better blue but I like red. The teddy bear was Yellow and the floor is still old red, the lines never get clean no matter how much you mop and the seats are still stale. There are marks o...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

george bush resigned?

A w453w4lk346j;lk54rkwedlfjskd million friends and whats your name? I never bothered to ask, or cared to find out, whats my name. oh yea thats right you dont know. any paper plates? nope sorry the stu...
Posted by TwasIWhoShotJR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST