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Interesting Facts About Mr. Alkaline
I Have a Boyfriend
I'm Alkalicious
I wish I wasn't so socially akward.
I did not climb all the way to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables
I'm not VAIN, I'm just SELF-CONSCIOUIS
My best friend is to be a drag queen
I leave a path of destruction everywhere I go
I'm pretty much the coolest PowerRanger around
Math is hard
Oh yeah, I'm that kind of guy
When people call, I do a little dance to my ringtone, then text back
I'm a Starbucks barista
I pretty much HATE coffee
I love my job
I'm a workaholic
I'm kind of a student
I'm not affraid to wear makeup everywhere I go
I wear makeup everywhere I go
I have a dream of one day becoming a country music superstar
I have a dream of one day becoming a renown anthropologist
I have a dream of one day writting an ethnography
I save the world on my spare time
MAC is amazing
I give out my number to people whom I've never met . . . sometimes
I only eat once a day . . . sometimes
I'm extreamly shy . . . sometimes
I always reply to every text message . . . sometimes
Dont touch my things without asking
I'm extreamly, hardcore territorial
Do NOT test this fact
If I were a drag queen, my name would be Semaj Ramal Fa'afafine
My drag name is Semaj Alexander
Starscream is my favorite Transformer
I am THE Decepticon
I beat the 70% - 80% chance of me dying as a virgin
I have highly intelligent conversations with myself in my mind
I highly enjoy my alone time
I HATE marshmallow peeps
I have had a pet fish named Thundercat
I enjoy dancing in the shower where nobody can see me
I own Kevin Federline's CD
Im only gay on the weekends
Santa takes me to the Oscars every year
When I die my hair, I make sure the carpet matches the curtains
Im suppose to bring pneumonia back to my home planet
Last time I hit on a girl, she groped me with her knee
I believe strippers have alot to offer society
Boobies make me smile
Meat flaps scare me
Im starting to believe the female orgasm is science fiction
