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farmer joe

About Me

i like floppy hats and mirrored sunglasses, flying kites and kicking rocks.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

artists, farmers, gymnasts, philosophers, a personal trainer, someone who speaks chinese, and someone kind of crazy or someone perfectly sane.
i especially like people who say "thats what they WANT you to think"

My Blog

this one is for josh

so i was looking up an old haiku by jack keruoac (about which i wrote a 10 page research paper back in '99) that goes like this: "if i go out now, my paws, will get wet."  on one of the websites there...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:11:00 GMT

damned good mashups

if you've got better ones than these i'd like to see them im always bringing sexy back
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:54:00 GMT

the restaraunt at the end of the universe

    i did not write this.    The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.  It has been buil...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:00:00 GMT

failure to launch

boooo! about an hour from getting on a plane, while reviewing final contract for signature the gunnery sergeant at meps noticed that you could still see light through one of the holes in my ear and s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:21:00 GMT

this one is for ryan

fighting the force of gravity takes great energy. for this reason i find that i do my best thinking while low to the ground in a lying, or say a kneeling position, case in point:sometimes i've the men...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:40:00 GMT

cheer me on at the peachtree road race!

my roommate's daughter hasn't been around for the past few weeks because she went to visit the granparents back in california.  apparently she isn't having the most wonde...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:19:00 GMT

i'll cut off my ear if i must

the results of my latest experiment are in, and i've invented a new artform.  see, what had happened was... i didn't shampoo my hair for three days. today i got to scratching my scalp and le...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 20:22:00 GMT

shock and awe

: ) it's 4/20!: ( i'm not observing this year. chalk it up to poor planning i guess. with no reason to rush home, i stopped at the pool store to pick up some necessities. chlorine and algae did no...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:59:00 GMT

as is my style

i like to make up for slacking by overachieving once in a while.  then i blog about it in order to impress my peers.  today after work i mowed the lawn and cleaned the pool, all before...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:01:00 GMT

sanskrit

Reading Sanskrit Improves Brain Functioning The MUM Review, 6.Feb. 2002, by Brynne Sissom The physiological effects of reading Sanskrit are similar to those experienced during the Transcendent...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:03:00 GMT