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Name: Carlos aKa LoS
CARLOS
C is for CoCKY
A is for AsSHoLE
R is for RuDE
L is for LoUD
O is for OuTGoiNG
S is for SHiTTaLKeR What Does Your Name Mean?

Birthday: March 26 1983
Your Birthdate: March 26
Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world.
In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date.
There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities.

You are efficient and handle money very well.
You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.
You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility.

Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force.
You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail; good at starting and continuing. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Birthplace: San Francisco, Cali

Current Location: South San Francisco, Cali
Eye Color: Brown.....Change Color Tho
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Salvadorian

The Shoes You Wore Today: My Air Force One's!!!

Your Weakness: BooBs!!!

Your Fears: GoIN 2 JaIL......
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperonni Pesto......I Dunno I LiKE Lots oF things When i'M DrunK
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BuY mY BiKE!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YuP
Thoughts First Waking Up: ok....Turn off 1st alarm......now Second.....now thrid.....aww shit it 6 30 no parkin at State
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmmmmm......my eyes
Your Bedtime: ummm....about 11 weekdays and when ever i pass out on the weekend!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: ChiLLiN WiT the DiFFeReNT GRoUP oF FRiENDs THaT I'Ve HaD iN My LiFE......HaD aBOUT 3 sO fAR
Pepsi or Coke: CHeRRy CoKe
MacDonalds or Burger King: MICKEY DZZZZ NuTS
Single or Group Dates: DePeNDS oN MY MooD.....SuM TiMEs DoNT WaNNa PaY 4 EvERY 1
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: FuCK TeA
Chocolate or Vanilla: BoTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: CoFFee
Do you Smoke: uSe 2 Dont no MoRe

Do you Swear: FuCK yea.....LiKE EvERY OtHER FuCKiN" WoRD

Do you Sing: tO AnnOY mY GiRL oR MaKE HeR SMiLE WHeN SHE MAD!!!
Do you Shower Daily: YuP
Have you Been in Love: LoVE iS STUpid MaKES nO SeNSE.....
Do you want to go to College: i HaVE anD I hAve CHanCE 2 go BacK ReaL CHEaP CuZ i WoRK 4 SF STaTe
Do you want to get Married: iF i HaVE CHaNCE 2
Do you belive in yourself: FuCK YEA.......
Do you get Motion Sickness: oNLY WHeN i PLaY mY PsP iN a MoVIN' CaR.......but NoT THaT MuCH
Do you think you are Attractive: wHeN I GeT mY RaZOR FaDE SHaVE n' iM DrESSeD uP oR MaTcHIN'
Are you a Health Freak: na
Do you get along with your Parents: YeA CuZ i TeLL THeM wHA NeeDS 2 B DoNE!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: YeA ThEY COO
Do you play an Instrument: NoPE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yEA......DiDNT EaT n YaCKED......Man THaT SuCKS

In the past month have you Smoked: NoPE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NoPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YuP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YeA TaNFoRaN......iT JuST OpENeD and iTS like 5 BLoCKS FrOM mY HoUSE
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FuCK NA
In the past month have you been on Stage: YeA YeSTERDAY cUZ i WaS SeTTiN uP a PRoJeCToR and SCReeN 4 GaViN 4 HiS STaTE oF the CiTY BuLLSHiT.....DaMN THAT MoTHER FuCKER CaN PuT mE 2 SLeeP!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NoPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nA nO NeeD 2
Ever been Drunk: YuP YuP ......WhA the FuCK tho "In the past month have you Drank Alcohol?" MaN PuT THiS QuESTiON B4 the oTHER 1
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Ever been called a Tease: Na BuT I KnOW HOW 2
Ever been Beaten up: YuP
Ever Shoplifted: WhEN i WaS a KiD
How do you want to Die: FaST AND QUICK LeT iT HuRT ima DiE NeWaYS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MySeLF
What country would you most like to Visit: EL Salvador.......mayb This SuMMeR
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GreEN
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: LonG sO i CaN PuLL WhEN im FuCKiN HeR
Height: i DoNT CaRE......ShE cAn b TaLLeR THaN mE eiTHeR wAY she GoNNa HaVE 2 BeND OvEr!!!
Weight: nUt-TiN oVEr 180LBS i CaN hANdLE sum WeiGHT i LiKe THiCK......BiG TiTS......BiG aSS...u NeeD SuM WeIGHT 4 THat
Best Clothing Style: club wear a lil dressed up!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none please......weeds ok CuZ GoD GrEw THaT 4 uS
Number of CDs I own: a WHoLE Lot and DouBLe ThAT cuz i BURN tHEM so they CaN b iN mY CaR
Number of Piercings: nONE
Number of Tattoos: FiNaLLy gOt iT.......MARTINEZ gOiN DOWN mY LeG pIc BeLOW
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NoNE
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MoRE aBOuT mE i WoRK 4 SaN FraNCiSCo STaTE aS a TeCH........iM MoSTLy BuLLsHiT oN mY CoMPuTeR i WoRK......I WoRK 6:30am tO aBOuT 5pM 10 hR a DaY SaTuRDaY SuNDaY MoNDaY oFF.........i TrY 2 gO 2 GyM iF iM NoT 2 SLeePy....
CoMMeNT mE u BeEZiE's
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The Simpsons Movie - Spider Pig

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I'd like to meet:


FoLK THaT I'vE MeET ThRoUGhT oUt mY LiFE aNd LoST tOUch WiT

Music:

RaP OLd ScHooL GaNGsTA EaST WeST iTS aLL GoOD
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aS oF 3/18/2006 i HaVE 1921 SoNGs oN mY CoMPuTeR N aDDiN iF u WaNT SuM GeT aT mE iLL HooK u uP

Movies:


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Television:

LoVE FaMILY GuY tHAt SHiT iS FuNNY

n The Simpsons

FoUND NeW SHoW THiS iS FuNNY!!!

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Books:

i LoVE "ReADiN" MAXIM

Heroes:


This FuCKeR iS mY HeROe TeLLs iT LiKE iT iS and this is his joke!!!
a plane is flyin....in mid flight the captain comes on over the loud speaker and says "we have made a grave error there is to much weight and we can not reach an airport that can provide a runway that can land an airplane of this size we must open the cargo doors and sorry we will release everything under. " everyone laughed they all thought it was bullshit. then they hear a loud noise, they look out of there windows and they see and their bags and shit flying out the airplane a couple of miutes later the captain comes back on and says "i regret to inform that was not enough and no matter what we take out thats lose, its not goin to be enough there is goin to be a certain amount of people on this flight that are goin to give their life to sacrifice the few for the many such was done before and it not be done in byest manor there fore will do it in alphabetical order SO will the african amercians please move to the back of the plane.... no one got up captain says ok fine will the black people please move to the back of the plane... no one got up.....mintue later captain said will the colored people please move...." a lil black girl tugs at her mom and says " moma i thought u said we were african american" she said "no sweatheart today we niggers and we goin after the mexicans"
ThE BeST iN N OuT ThE RiNG!!!!!
N CuZ CaME OuT NoWHeRe 2 HaVE iT aLL
2 oF tHe BeST

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Posted by CaRLiToS CaFE aKa uRmomZ~C0CK! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

My Luckiest Story EVER!!!!

This story took place when i was 19. Well i was at my x house in Oakland. It was a friday night and I left her house like 9:30 or 10. There was a party goin on that night in Pacifica, so Im driving ...
Posted by CaRLiToS CaFE aKa uRmomZ~C0CK! on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:16:00 PST