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Well has most people know I got deleted for putting up album covers of bands I like.. Not doing the teen girl thing by posting half naked pictures up.. But Oh well before I had a long ass about me and I forgot what I wrote so I wanted my friends that know me wrote them. My Friend Anna wrote this one Please Read it is pretty much me.. "Hmm...there's TONS of stuff to say about Spanky. Mainly he's 1 of my very few Outlaw Scumfuck mates. He's one of the sweetest, nicest guys I know and is always willing to help out any of his friends as best as he can even if he doesn't have jackshit at the time. He's also one of the only guys i know who'll actually listen to us chicks bitch and rant and rave and then give us helpful advice afterwards {or just hand us a bowl or the bottle of jack and tell us to drink up!!}. Definately the LIFE of any party...always standing in bonfires, falling into shit, wrestling, and freaking out the "newbies" who come to his parties. He's HUGE into music, drinking, and meeting new people. But beware he'll show you THOUSANDS of weird, insane music videos if you go up to his house...haha. I love the kid to death and know no matter what he'll always accept my annoying, crazy, loudass and always have my back :).." Thanks Anna.. Here is a picture of her..well here is one from my Matt S.
"Spanky is a loyal outlaw scumfuck punkrock hick partythrowin drunkass mofo with some talents under his belt. The guy is one hell of a loyal friend and he always got his peeps backs. He is always there to help out friends or complete strangers, and he always enjoys fucking with peoples heads in a nice way, which is also one of my favorite pastimes.I consider him one of my BFF's even though we don't hang out enough, we always keep in touch, I have been in a car crash with him, and slept in a drunken cuddle puddle with him, many a lovely gay moment. His mad drunken style is a inspiration for all us booze pirates, and yes he is a damn good listener, Cheers to Spanky!"
Thanks man love ya now here is a picture of him,Well My Friend Kelly has been having some weird Dreams about me. Here is the two dreams that she typed up for me and about me.. Here is the first one she had.....
Dude, I had this fucking weird, but hillarious dream about you the last night...Ok, ya ready?.....So, I was at this Church Revival or some shit...Everyone was dressed in like preacher robes...Red ones and white ones...There were tons of people there and all of a sudden here comes the fuckin' "Bourbon Warrior" dancin' through the masses. You were in a red robe, but you had that fuckin' boa on with a feathery sorta pimp hat I guess it was. And every chick you came into contact with you smacked on the ass over zealously and screamed "You've Been Spanked By Spankay!!"... You know like on your IM, but more lively... Then these innocent little catholic girls would suddenly turn into vampy little tramps..Everytime you slapped their ass...BAM! Transformation....I was just cracking up watching it happen when outta no where comes the head priest guy and pulled your drunk ass outta there...It wasn't as much fun after that...LOLI know random right? It was too fucked up not to share. I hope you found it as amusing as I did :) Oh, and I turned some of my friends onto your You Tube..They were lovin' it..Peace out Spankster!Well if think that ones is Random wait until you read this one she wrote..So, It all starts in this HUGE arena..I'm talkin' Gladiator Style, but with a modern feel and it's packed full of ppl. You and me are down in the "game area" on this gigantic bouncy air mattress thing and there's an Over-sized computer screen playing back everything we do...
However, on the screen we are shown as two cartoon characters and it looks like some sorta interactive video game...I think we were in some kinda tournament or something. Everything was very colorful like a gosh darn circus, ok?? Then all of a sudden, in mid-bounce, you look @ me while lighting a cig. then gesture to the crowd and say, "We'll be back in 10!"
No sooner did the words come out of your mouth that we made a run for it...We were hauling ass up this huge flight of stairs when out of nowhere everything turned to black and white. We stopped in our tracks when we see this thing falling from the sky and heading right for us...It falls just past us to my left, at my feet. I look down and notice it is like the shell of a bird or some shit...It was vividly colored (the only thing with color at all at that point)..Blue, Purple, Red, Yellow, Green, Orange..Kinda like a humming bird...The wings were intact...It looked exactly like a real bird, but lifeless and when it hit the ground it just sounded hollow...When you noticed it you said, "It's happening!" And we hauled ass even faster..LOL..
It was about this time I noticed you were on crutches..Something I'm guessing you'd been on for a while due to your pro-like maneuvering...You had mad skills switching from backwards to forwards with the greatest of ease. Soon we were out of the arena and in an alley way that I soon recognized as Mineral Street (you know where the DMV is in Spfld..)Only it was lined with sky-scrapers and I realized then that it was sometime in the future because Spfld. was a fucking city..I'm talkin' C-I-T-Y, no fuckin' around- city. No one was around though.
Our pace slowed down and with all this urgency you explained to me the following...you said, "It's just like in Illinois...They aren't even as populated as us..By half, maybe..And they are having Mass Murders right now..Shit ain't right!!" You sped up to a brisk crutch (LOL) and I said, "We have to go to church! If this is what I think it is we need to serve the Lord now, or we won't last long..." (I know weird..Anyway) That's when you stopped, turned around, began crutching backwards, got totally serious and said, "The Preists are the one's doing the killing...Those are the olny ppl surviving this...Kelly, when there is this much blood shed fucked up shit happens...Fish walk out of the water and birds fall from the fucking sky..."
With that you turned around and we started to run again...I saw a cat coming up on your right..The fuckin' thing looked mean as hell..It was eye-ballin' you somethin' fierce...I warned you to look-out and you sped right by the fucker...It began to stare me down and I stopped to look at it...It was beige, not black and white like everything else...And it looked exceptionally healthy...The more I looked at it the uglier it became though and I soon realized it was "Mummy cat" resurrected! Freaked me right out, but when I started to run again I couldn't move and you were diappearing in the distance...I tryed to yell..Nothing came out..Then I woke up...*****************************************************So
rry that was such a long one..That's what was so weird..I shit you not I wasn't out more than 15 mins. and I had that dream! Also, I've never had a dream where things are black and white with certain objects retaining color..That was fucked up also, I thought. Plus I found the refferences to religion rather creepy..Being that I'm not religious and all..IDK where it came from, but the other dream also had religious content too, so I thought that was interesting..Anyway, hope you found some sorta amusement in there..LOL..Peace-Out Spankster!!Thanks Kelly I love read weird and twisted dreams about atleast they are not wet dreams lol.Also make sorry you check out my Youtube page
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