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Asian in my faceMaybe you invented itI write haiku tooBitch gone real crazyBritney Spears has no hair nowPussy not aloneA dungeon next doorDerek shares a room with meI will jerk off less...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:44:00 PST |
BBQ Haiku |
B B Q PussyMy mouth is watering soI need a wet nap.
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:06:00 PST |
They are need to know, We are gotta know (a poem) |
This is trying harder and this is whatever you needThey are holy rollin'and Please take heed.They are need to know Right Now, goodnight.We are yes and no and drunken fist fight.We are how you been, ju...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:39:00 PST |
Short Story |
She came home from a long day of doing what she does to find a pitcher of water sitting on the counter. In it is oranges, sliced side to side. She owned no pitchers and wondered whose it was , but re...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Tara Reid |
...is a fucking disaster. And I love her for that.
In her honor I wrote a haiku:
Tara Reid
Hair like summer rain
Blowing in the warm wind
She has huge tits now...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST |
2006 |
Something i wrote awhile ago that would seem to apply to today:
When someone looks you in the eyes and says I love you thats so important. Its amazing when they mean it but even more important is ...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:43:00 PST |
Oh technology |
wethotmona (12:18:02 AM): Hey, Who is this? :-)
S P O O K Y 2567 (12:19:01 AM): you contacted me on myspace
wethotmona (12:23:07 AM): hey whats up babe, where u from
S P O O K Y 2567 (12:23:37 AM):...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A series of small poems. |
Paris Hilton couplet
Paris hilton is our generations greatest performance artist.
She is tackling exsistential issues with more gusto and wit than Jean-Paul Sarte is.
Los Angeles Haiku
I can sme...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why you should always pay for your own Jagermeister. |
I must say it was a weird day yesterday, more so than the others. Perhaps the strangest day Ive had in like... two weeks. So i wake up quite early because I have to get my camera equipment at school....
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The fun machine took a shit and died. |
So its snowing outside. Ive never lived in a place with snow. I only own two jackets.
Sigh.
My documentary fell apart, my band lost their drummer to a case of pretend skin cancer. trying to find ...
Posted by The Boy So Nice They Named Him Thrice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
