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driftwood

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I sip on a flask at sporting events, sneak canned beer into Neumos and have a dirty mouth. I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove champagne. Please bring me a bottle. That would be terrific.World's first beer health spa opens in Czech http://www.zeenews.com/znnew/articles.asp?aid=284503&ssi d=8&sid=LIF

My Interests

drenching tennis balls and big wheels in gasoline, lighting em and pushing them down the street. snowboarding, animals, no. 2 pencils, photography, art, music, sport, graffiti, an odd fascination with revolvers, travel, talking to homeless folk for hours on end as to why olympia is better than miller high life, bubble makin guns make me smile, pj's, vinyl, toying round with sequencers & noisemakers, scubbing the underside of the toilet, anything occupying my mind in a constructive or destructive manner. better if at the same time, you know like legos and drinkin some oly yo.

I'd like to meet:

one nice girl that takes her vitamins regularly, beer and liquor representatives that'll hook a brother up, kids that will teach me all the cheats to halo, pizza delivery people that will trade some oly for a pie, the not so trusty grocery store clerk thats disgruntled with management and won't charge me for me groceries, more crack addicts that want my change to buy a "coffee", flight attendents, a doormat, model wannabee's, dj's, lame bands, more women with video cams, psycho's, etc. Thank you myspace, you're fabulous.

Music:

kruder and dorfmeister, the jane fonda workout record, saturday night fiedler, red snapper, nigel richards, the pixies, amon tobin, coppe, arcade fire, yeah yeah yeahs, modest mouse, filia brazilia, thievery corp., the strokes, dj krush, built to spill, telepopmusik, alkaline trio, mazzy star, chopin, jacobs optical stairway, j majik, ltj bukem, interpol, m83, q-burns, herbie hancock, lenny fontana, lamb, lunatic calm, social d, the pharcyde, loco parentis, sublime, i-vibes, atmosphere, appaloosa, rjd2, st. germain, grateful dead, stp, operation ivey, fugazi, slowdeck, dave mathews, johnny cash, the pie tasters, bob marley, mos def, nofx, tatu. .

Movies:

the big lebowski, chopper, memento and various other ima gonna fuck you up movies with gratuitous violence, documentaries, & indie flicks.

Television:

yup

Books:

juxtapoz, 'sup, wyws, travel mags, architechtural digest, wired, computer music, resonance, vice, mixer, remix, relix, grooves, sure they aint books but they got words and i read em. Books i own consist of books on dreams, world religions and philosophies, art, grapic design, history, psychology, health, then mostly kurt vonnegut, jack kerouak, hunter s. thompson.

Heroes:

Your parents. Whithout them you would not be possible and this blessing that has bestowed upon myself with your gracious comments of praise and love would never have made it my way and into my heart. For that I am forever indebted to your parents. Why don't you go get them so I can hump their leg. Oh, and any male dog. those fuckers can do everything i want to. walk up to chicks and sniff their tang, lick themselves rotten, sleep all day long. what a life. :)

My Blog

Arrested Development dream

  
Posted by driftwood on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:01:00 PST

d'oh

so my friend john and marty took a short trip by plane to sedona for lunch with a friend of marty's whose got his pilot license. After lunch they jump on the plane and head back for phoenix.  Jus...
Posted by driftwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fx

been watchin the peoples champions on fx. they had the who could stare at a dogs arse the longest contest, who could throw a computer out an office window the farthest contest, who could pick up the ...
Posted by driftwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST