Drinking, fucking, playing my guitar, hanging out with my son, making fun of F F's, telling stories, movies, music, joking with Stefania, baby-mama drama, the list goes on...
I'd like to meet:
If I could meet anyone that ever lived, I'd love to meet JFK, Mike Tyson (crazy mother fucker), Michael Jackson (crazier mother fucker), Hillary Clinton (craziest mother fucker), Britney Spears (crazy bitch), Tom Cruise (crazier bitch), Richard Simmons (who the fuck knows?), Ashlee Simpson (I'd love to meet her sister, McDonalds crazy bitch), Jessica Simpson (sigh)...I mean Jenna Jameson (SEXY hot hot HOT!)
Music:
Pantera, Him, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Old Metallica, Hair Band Rock, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Ian Moore, Bob Marley, Edwin McCain, Nickelback, Janis Joplin, Avenged Sevenfold, SOAD, Ciao Bella (my band), and many, many more. Pretty much anything!!!H.I.M. - Kiss Of Dawn
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Movies:
Borat, Nacho Libre, Tombstone, Napoleon Dynamite, Sleepless in Seattle, Harlem Nights, Star Wars (all of them), Dukes of Hazard (2005), Underworld (both), pretty much any vampire film, most super hero films, Horror Films, 300, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Purple Rain, The Machinist, most action movies, love romantic comedies, anything with Jenna Jameson, it's easier to list those I don't like...
Television:
Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Nip/Tuck, Jackass, Viva la Bam, a few other reality shows.
Books:
Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard, the Holy Koran, The King James Bible (all other versions are just imitations), The Day My Butt Went Psycho, gay erotica (LESBIANS!!), Catholicism For Dummies, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson...
Heroes:
MY MOM! Because she is a strong individual, couragous, simple, real, caring, compassionate, loving, giving, modest, and would never break or give in in the face of adversity or confrontation. Stefani because she parties like a rock star even though she's not (and she can steal pints of beer in her purse and not spill a drop!). Bob Crane for pioneering the amateur sex tape industry. All rappers who exploit women. I especially aspire to be like the ones who pee on them. The inventor of the Dirty Sanchez, soon to be renamed the Dirty Estrada
