Killer Biscuits Wanted for attempted Murder! |
Lisa Burnett, 23, of San Diego was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a near by supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled ...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST |
Leadership? |
With leadership like Bush/Cheney and role models like Britney/Paris, how could our future be anything but bright?Amen...
Posted by Dennis on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:33:00 PST |
Fartman. This is Mr Methane. :-) |
I believe there should be some kind of award for this highly talented genius!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8MEnjoy this video of Mr. Methane. ...
Posted by Dennis on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:09:00 PST |
Flucuations? |
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the Currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who wa...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST |
Bloody |
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe ...
Posted by Dennis on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:07:00 PST |
Cheerios |
A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The4-year-old nods his head in approval.The 6-year-o...
Posted by Dennis on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:34:00 PST |
Biker Mama |
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST |
Wishes |
When I was a kid I used to pray to God for a new bike. Then I found out He didn't work that way.So I punched a kid in the nose, and took his new bike. Then I prayed for forgiveness....
Posted by Dennis on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:38:00 PST |
Dogs |
The world would be a much simpler place if we just rationalized like a dog:If you can't eat it or screw it ... piss on it.
Posted by Dennis on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST |
Why? |
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment.When a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 per minute.On top of that they still charge you $25.00 slightly soiled, and a whopping $...
Posted by Dennis on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST |
