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Malia's back bitches!

College years are the best years of your life... then you're fucked.

About Me

Well let's see, there's not a whole lot to tell. I am a freshman at Cabrillo College (finally!), all I really do is go to school, work, and hang out with my friends... a lot. I live with my mom, my sister, and my mom's boyfriend Harijs... but I am getting an apartment with my sister by October or November! My dad lives in Oregon with his wife Nani, she's really sweet. I don't see my dad very often since he lives so far away but when I do I always have a really fun time, it reminds me of when I was little and we would spend every weekend with him. As for me, I love watching movies or stand up comedy and of course listening to music (I mean who doesn't like music, really name someone). My friends and I do whatever we can think of at the time, that doesn't involve spending any money, this usually means; driving around in my car aimlessly, going to the park at night, star baithing, renting movies, or playing board games. Exciting huh?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Malia
Birthday: 1988
Birthplace: Hawaii
Current Location: Santa Cruz
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Israeli/no idea (dad was adopted)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Prima from Pizza My Heart
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have a great end of senior year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What the fuck?
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's too early (no matter what time it is)
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Usually around 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to my dad's every weekend when I was little.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Pot every now and then
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: not good
Do you Shower Daily: every other day
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: pot
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: probably
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: once it was a fucking bead though... and a long ass time ago.
How do you want to Die: either in my sleep or doing something I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nurse
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long Hair: short or shaggy
Height: tallish or at least taller than me
Weight: average for his height
Best Clothing Style: relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken: one-two or none
Number of CDs I own: as many as possible
Number of Piercings: none well ok maybe a couple
Number of Tattoos: one or none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

Having fun with whatever it is at the time. I also enjoy hot showers and long romantic walks on the beach... I mean uh. DRAMA!!!!!!!! SOCCER!!!!!!
You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.Your caring personality really shines through.Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

I'd like to meet:

Cool people that don't care about what other people think of them, you can't be happy if you're constantly worried what people might think.
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Music:

So many; Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, The Shins, Unwritten Law, any song from Rent(I frickin love that musical!), Marvin Gaye, The Killers, White Stripes, AFI, Bad Religion, No Doubt (in the earlier days), Everclear, Radiohead, Frank Sinatra, Richard Cheese, The Rolling Stones, Cake, Franz Ferdinand, Dashboard Confessions, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Coldplay, Some of The Black Eye Peas, Bob Marley, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Clash, Dave Mathews Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Elton John, The Doors, Green Day, Hot Hot Heat, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D. There's more but I can't think of them at the moment.
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Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rent, Hair, the breakfast club, West Side Story, Garden State, Benny and June, Cry Baby, Pirates of the Carribean, Some Like it Hot, Chocolate, The Notebook, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, fight club, being john malkovich, ameli, the big lebowski, crash, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Dazed and Confused, donnie darko, goonies, the boondock saints, broke back mountain, Super Troopers, Half Baked, Newsies, Pulp Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Sin City... I know there's more. Take the quiz:
Which Breakfast club character are you?

Allison-Backetcase
you are allison...the basketcase. you're wierd and you like attention...but you ROCK!

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Television:

Don't watch it really, but I do have a few shows; Degrassi, Law and Order, Family Guy, The Daily Show and SNL. I never watch them anymore though.
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Books:

Jemima J, White Oleander, House of Sand and Fog, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Where the Wild Things are, Green Eggs and Ham, The Guide to Getting it on.
[Marital Status] not
[Shoe size] 7
[Parents still together] nope
[Siblings] one older sister, one older half sister, one little step brother, and one younger adopted step sister, i pretty much only talk to my one full sister though
[Pets] a cat
FAVORITES
[Color] red
[Number] 2
[Animal] zebra
[Drinks] ice water
[Soda] sierra mist
[Book] ooh um i dont know
[Flower] rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] used to
[Twirl your hair?] sometimes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] three on one ear, two on the other, and i used to have my nose pierced
[Cheat on tests/homework?] try not to
[Drink/Smoke?] not a lot
[Like roller coasters?] yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] only sometimes
[Want more piercings?] yea
[Like cleaning?] depends
[Write in cursive or print?] cursive for my name everything else usuall print
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yep
[Ever get off the damn computer?] only to go to school work or hang out with friend
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] once
[Lied to someone?] little ones
[Been in love?] nope
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] uh no
[Used someone] i hope not
[Been used?] i hope not
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no
[Stolen anything?] once, it was a bead a long ass time ago
[Held a gun] no
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] blue/white striped pj pant and a bra
[Current mood] bored (but i wish i was tired so i could get some fucking sleep, its fucking 2 in the morning on a sunday)
[Current taste] in my mouth? toothpaste
[What you currently smell like] my deodorant i guess
[Current hair] straightned (couldnt sleep and got bored so i straighned it)
[Current thing I ought to be doing] SLEEPING!
[Current cd in stereo] well song playing on itunes- your beautiful by james blunt
[Last book you read] started bridges over madison county
[Last movie you saw] eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (as the midnight movie. woot!)
[Last thing you ate] raviolis yummm
[Last person you talked to on the phone] text messaged- jeremi
[Do drugs?] pot every now and then
[Believe there is life on other planets?] could be
Remember your first love?] elementary school love yea
[Still love him/her?] not like that
[Read the newspaper?] i should but no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] i can hope they exist right
[Do well in school?] yea
[Wear hats] i like wearing hats, but i dont really
[Hate yourself?] sometimes
[Have an obsession?] not really bad
[Collect anything?] hat boxes
[Have a best friend?] not really just 1
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] no
[Care about looks] yea, but i try not to
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] in preschool... cant remember his name
[First kiss] during a sleepover at my friends house
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no, cause you can't see someones personality. lust at first sight-yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] it would be nice
[Are you a tease?] i dont think so
[Too shy to make the first move?] yea
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] for sure
[Bitch/Asshole] not usually
[sarcastic] yea
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] yes
[Talkative] when i know the people
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot: craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to loseI LOVE ROBIN WILLIAMS
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My Blog

I'm very big headed

Coversation between my sister and I:Ariana: You should talk about inequalities in the classroom.Malia: I know, I already thought of that.Ariana: Well put it on paper then.Malia: I don't need to, it's ...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

That's not what we say around grandma... you know that.

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Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:35:00 PST

cant believe im actually putting this up... boyfriend application.

BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/s...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:51:00 PST

Stephen Lynch!!!

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Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:21:00 PST

Mitch!!

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Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST

fun times

Name: MaliaAge: 18 Male/Female: FemaleBirthday: march 10Birth sign: pices, pises, pisces, picses, pices, fuck i dont know if any of those were right.Hometown: Santa CruzCurrent location: bedHair color...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST

These are funny!

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swa...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:19:00 PST

whats new

This week was pretty fun I guess. Monday I just went to school, had rehersal, then went to my english night class. boring. Tuesday I had rehersal and then went to hang out with Angel and try to get my...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:39:00 PST

surveys are addicting

1. WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT?threading my new sewing machine, talking to Stephen online, and watching pride and predjudice. yay for multi-tasking!2. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?b...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:37:00 PST

I'm sure most of you have seen these, but i just think they are so funny!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's t...
Posted by Malia's back bitches! on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:42:00 PST