Dr. Fear profile picture

Dr. Fear

No, MY judgement rains down on YOU. This is not up for debate.

About Me

I am a sniveling, beady eyed Quasimoto-type super-primate, and my wrought-iron intelligence quotient transcends humanity, thus making me demi-godlike whilst walking amongst you and breathing in your lowly exhaust. Most of my original limbs are intact (that I know of), and my newly fabricated unnatural appendages possess features that make them highly versatile in such applications as high speed consumption and excretion, tactical maneuvers in low to no light situations, and the mechanical separation of living tissues.

My Interests

Human experimentation, laser-blasting battles with Rowdy Roddy Piper, the building of cosmic orbiters and such

I'd like to meet:

If you fart, i breathe it. If you bleed, i smell it. If you breathe, i chop off another finger. And suture it into the folds of your bloated, gelatinous moon-crater ass, so you can fart on it. I welcome you all, the misfits, the shadow-lurkers, the booger eaters and 4 a.m. Denny's patrons. I will build you up into an army, boiled down, rendered in stink and bile, reconstituted and molded in a grisly homunculus, bio-fungal abomination, stalking the earth ravaging the soy-bean fields of Asia, counter-economic zombie hordes. Bloated with coolness.

Movies:

all depictions of gore, mutilation, death, fecal holocaust, chaos, mayhem, and anything else that bludgeons the smiles off the faces of small children, these are things that satisfy the urges of my entertainment-port

Television:

"I'm as mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this any more!!"--Howard Beale

Heroes:

John Wilkes Booth, Charles Whitman, J.W. Gacy, Mark David Chapman, Ted Bundy, Skeletor, Meat

My Blog

I say the word "Fuck"

Note: maybe you'd rather just take a nap and wake up feeling good....    imagine, if you will, you strut out of the kitchen confident in the microwave peas-and-rice concoction you've j...
Posted by Dr. Fear on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:08:00 PST

Scarfed Fece: Masticated Turd or Swaddling Dingleberry?

||Transmission Intercept:4201J=un-authorized reproduction of candid ramblings||~~>Over-ride?NULL....    the threat of whooping cough might cause some folks alarm, but me, nah, i say bol...
Posted by Dr. Fear on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST

Negligent Vehicular Homicide for the Masses

**|this transmission recieved live from orbiting Cp5 communication satellite|**%%0011010111000001%%-g..{grammar and punctuation filter de-activated}..Friends and Gentlemen, who among you have not felt...
Posted by Dr. Fear on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST