About Me
Hello. my name is Uranium 238. im a uranium fuel rod designed for use in a nuclear powerplant. most likely u've used power from my freakishly hot baths to power the stupid computer ur using right now. but i love you anyways. in my spare time i like to bath in radioactive waste or go hit the foosball tables with the plutonium in the lounge. i like sandwiches and chocolate. please comment cuz it makes me feel so much better to feel wanted. (oh and if ur some nuclear abolishment activist dont comment cuz its cuz of fuckers like you that put us respectable rods out of a job)
