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BagMonster

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About Me

It's hard to be a Bag Monster in the Age of Bag Bans. My story starts in San Francisco, the "City of Tolerance," where my family was banned. For 30 years we've been free to ride the wind and water currents world-wide and live in safety under kitchen sinks and in drawers. San Francisco’s Anti-Bag Monster agenda is spreading around the world. If your community is Bag Monster friendly, please notify me... Maybe I could stay under your kitchen sink for a while? Just ‘till I get back on my feet?

My Interests

Traveling on wind currents and water ways, killing marine wildlife, amassing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean within a trash island that's the size of Texas.

I'd like to meet:

Ross Mirkarimi, the San Francisco Supervisor who introduced the legislation to ban my family from our home. Just give me 5 minutes alone with him and he'll sing a different tune about plastic bags!

Heroes:

I can tell you who my heroes are not: The Bag Monster Busters and reusable bag companies like ChicoBag.com!