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About Me


"Monsters are tragic beings...They're born too tall...Too strong...Too heavy...They are not evil by choice...That is their Tragedy."
-Ishiro Honda

"A hero? All a "Hero" is would be someone who was met with the right opportunities at the right moment in time. Most heroes become heroes by mere luck, and just wing it from there."
-Chris Weiss

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man."
-Dr. Johnson

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-George Carlin

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."
-William Shakespeare

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Imagination is more important than knowledge..."
-Albert Einstein

"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed."
-Edgar Allan Poe

"The wise follow their own direction."
-Euripides

"Do you see, Sammy? Unlike everything else you and your ilk slobber over, Flesh is indisputable. Forget religion, forget race, forget politics, in the end, you are faced with the knowledge of your bodies; Frailties, demands, desires. Despite this fact, whatever form of expression that springs forth - erotic or not - is oh so often a source of dissension and division. Acts that transcend one may condemn another. Be not pressured by the consensual definition of taboos by your peers, by your church, or by your state; That is not what I am here for... I am here to help you accept the violation of taboos..."
-Ike

Like an inoperable tumor.
Deep in the heart of America.

I'm Samuel

I know who I am.

I know what it means to be alive and well in this foul year of our lord, 2008.

Talk to me if you want to know more.

"Anyway: I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abattoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them."
-Death

"You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in the little silver bags, I mean. It's looking out of the windows at the clouds, and thinking, maybe I could go walking in there. Maybe it's a special place where everything's okay. Sometimes I do go walking in the clouds. But it's just cold and wet and empty, but when you look out of a plane it's a special world..."
-Delirium
"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly."
-Dream

My Interests

Alcohol
Animation
Anime
Art
Beaches
Beauty
Birds
Bleach
Blizzard Entertainment
Blowjobs
Capoeira
Caressing
Cats
Cenobites
Chess
Cuddling
Color
Computers
Concerts
Darkness
Daydreaming
Death
Demonology
Design
Dinosaurs
Dogs
Dragons
Drawing
Dreams
Eastern Philosophy
Education
Elephants
Evolution
Family
Fire
Food
Freedom
Friends
Fucking
Gaming
George Carlin
Glasses
Godzilla
Green Tea
Guyver
Hideo Kojima
Hookah
Hope
H.R. Giger
Humility
Humor
Hunter S. Thompson
Hyperactive
Industrial
Intelligence
Intimacy
Japan
Jhonen Vasquez
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Karma
Kingdom Hearts
Kissing
Kittens
Laughter
Liquor
Love
Lovers
Lust
Lycanthropy
Making Love
Marlboro Smooths
Martial Arts
Metal
Money
Movies
Museums
Music
Mythology
Nature
Nightmares
Ninjas
Oceans
Outerspace
Oral Sex
Paintings
Parties
Passion
Philosophy
Pictures
Piercings
Poetry
Psychology
Rain
Raves
Reading
Reflections
Reptiles
Romance
Samurai
School
Seduction
Sensuality
Sex
Shisha
Sleeping
Snakes
Socializing
Society
South Park
Stars
Star Wars
Steven King
Storms
Taboo
Talent
Tattoos
Techno
Tempe
Tetris
The Moon
The 90's
Thunderstorms
Transhumanism
Travel
Videogames
Walking
Water
Wayne Douglas Barlowe
Winter
Wisdom
Women
Writing

Music:

Acacia Strain
AFI
Against Me!
Agnostic Front
Alec Empire
Alkaline Trio
Anit-Flag
A Perfect Circle
A Static Lullabye
Atari Teenage Riot
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion
Balzac
Bayside
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Blaqk Audio
Bob Marley
Breaking Benjamin
Bring Me The Horizon
Bullet For My Valentine
CCR
Charybdis
Coal Chamber
Coheed & Cambria
Combichrist
Cradle of Filth
Creed
Daft Punk
Deftones
Damage Plan
Damone
Danzig
David Bowie
Elect The Dead
Elvis Presley
Emery
Enya
Fallout Boy
Finntroll
From Autumn To Ashes
Gackt
Gorillaz
GreenKeepers
Gwar
Gym Class Heroes
Hawthorne Heights
Heavy Rotation
He Is Legend
Hollywood Undead
Horrorpops
I'm The Lion You're Dead
Johann Sebastian Bach
Johnny Cash
Joy Division
Killswitch Engage
KMFDM
Korn
Kung-Fu Generation
Lamb Of God
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Ludwig Van Beethoven
Marilyn Manson
Maylene and The Sons of Disaster
Metallica
Metro Station
Millencolin
Mudvayne
My Chemical Romance
Nekromantix
NIN
Nirvana
Nobuo Uematsu
NOFX
Norma Jean
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Pennywise
Pink Floyd
Powerglove
Powerman 5000
Queens of The Stone Age
Ra
Rammstein
Rancid
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Senses Fail
Shadows Fall
Sinai Beach
Slipknot
Spineshank
Soulfly
Static-X
Stone Sour
Sublime
System of a Down
The Agony Scene
The Almost
The Beatles
The Cure
The Distillers
The Misfits
The Order of The Fly
The Quakes
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Rolling Stones
The Used
Tiger Army
Tool
Transplants
VNV Nation
Weird Al Yankovich
Winter Solstice
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Xotox
Zebrahead
Zeromancer
10 Years
36 Crazyfists

Movies:

A Beautiful Mind
Ace Ventura: The Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
A Few Good Men
A History of Violence
Akira
A Knights Tale
Alien
Aliens
Alien Resurrection
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Altered States
American Beauty
American History X
American Pie
American Psycho
Analyze That
An American Werewolf In London
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgendy
A Night At The Roxbury
Antz
Apocalypto
Apollo 13
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theaters
Armed And Dangerous
Army Of Darkness
A Scanner Darkly
Austin Powers In Goldmember
Balls Of Fury
Batman
Batman Begins
Batman Returns
Be Cool
Behind Enemy Lines
Be Kind Rewind
Beerfest
Big Daddy
Big Money Hustlers
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Billy Madison
Black Hawk Down
Black Mask
Black Sheep
Black Snake Moan
Blazing Saddles
Blood Diamond
Blood: The Last Vampire
Boondock Saints
Brother Bear
Bubba Hotep
Carrie
Cast Away
Cat's Eye
Chaos Theory
Children of Men
Childs Play
Childs Play 2
Childs Play 3
Cloverfield
Collateral
Cool Runnings
Con Air
Conspiracy Theory
Corky Romano
Cujo
Dawn of The Dead(Original Version)
Deathnote
Deathproof
Death To Smoochy
Diary of The Dead
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard: With A Vengeance
Live Free Or Die Hard
Dirty Harry
Dodgeball
Dog Day Afternoon
Donnie Darko
Doomsday
Drillbit Taylor
Dumb And Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Elephant
Enemy At the Gates
Enemy of The State
Enter The Dragon
Eraser
Eraserhead
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
Eurotrip
Evil Dead
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Fight Club
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Flags of Our Fathers
Fluke
For A Few Dollars More
Freddy Got Fingered
From Dusk Till Dawn
Full Metal Jacket
Futurama: Bender's Big Score
Game Of Death
Gangs of New York
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters II
Gladiator
Godfather
Godzilla
Gorgo
Gremlins
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Guyver II: Dark Hero
Guyver: Out of Control
Happy Gilmore
Heaven And Earth
Hellraiser Trilogy
Hero
High Fidelity
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Horton Hears A Who
Hot Rod
Hot Shots!
Hot Shots! Part Deux
House of 1000 Corpses
Howl's Moving Castle
I Am Legend
Idiocracy
In The Line of Fire
iRobot
Ironman
Jackie Chan's First Strike
Jarhead
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
John Carpenters Vampires
Jumper
Juno
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park 2
Just Friends
Kill Bill Vol: I & II
Kung-Fu Panda
Last Action Hero
Legend
Let's Go To Prison
Letters From Iwo Jima
Little Shop of Horrors
Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels
Lucky Number Slevin
Man of The Year
Maximum Overdrive
Major League
Masterminds
Minority Report
Money Talks
Monsters, Inc.
Mr. Nice Guy
Mr. Woodcock
My Cousin Vinny
Mystery Science Theater: The Movie
National Treasure
Natural Born Killers
Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End Of Evangelion
Nightmare Before Christmas
No Country For Old Men
North And South
Nothing But Trouble
O Brother Where Art Thou
Old School
Ong Bak
Out Cold
Pans Labyrinth
Pet Semetary
Phonebooth
Pirates of The Caribbean:Curse of The Black Pearl
Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
Pirates of The Caribbean: At Worlds End
Planet Terror
Platoon
Predator
Princess Mononoke
Pulp Fiction
Rain Man
Rambo
Ransom
Ravenous
Read Or Die
Red Dawn
Reign Of Fire
Reno 911: Miami
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Resident Evil
Return of The Living Dead
Return of The Street Fighter
Road To Perdition
Road Trip
Robin Hood: The Prince Of Thieves
Roots
Rumble In The Bronx
Runaway Jury
Saturday Night Fever
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface
Semi-Pro
Seven Swords
Se7en
Signs
Silent Hill
Sixteen Candles
SLC Punk
Slither
Smokin' Aces
Snatch
Spaceballs
Speed Racer
Spider Man
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Starship Troopers
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: Return of The Jedi
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Starsky And Hutch
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Strange Wilderness
Street Fighter Alpha
Street Fighter
Sukiyaki Western: Django
SuperBad
Superman Returns
Super Troopers
Swordfish
Tenacious D And The Pick Of Destiny
The Abyss
The Big Lebowski
The Birdcage
The Birds
The Cable Guy
The Cell
The Corporation
The Covenant
The Crow
The Dark Knight
The Devils Rejects
The Fall
The Fifth Element
The Ghost And The Darkness
The Golden Compass
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
The Great Outdoors
The Happening
The Last of The Mohicans
The Lord Of The Rings Series
The Lost Boys
The Last Samurai
The Matrix
The Matrix Revolutions
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
The Number 23
The Order
The Patriot
The Protector
The Replacements
The Rock
The Shining
The Sixth Day
The Sum of All Fears
The Three Musketeers
The Untouchables
The Usual Suspects
They Live
The Village
The Warriors
The 13th Warrior
Thinner
Thunderball
Titan A.E.
Titanic
Total Recall
Tora Tora Tora
Trading Places
Trainspotting
Transformers
Tropic Thunder
True Romance
Twins
Uncle Buck
Unbreakable
Underworld
Underworld: Evolution
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Vanilla Sky
Van Wilder
Versus
V For Vendetta
Walk The Line
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Wall*E
Wanted
War Of The Worlds
Warriors of Virtue
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
Wedding Crashers
Wendigo
We Were Soldiers
Where The Buffalo Roam
Young Guns
Young Guns II
Zatoichi
Zeitgeist
Zoolander
1408
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
30 Days of Night
300
3:10 To Yuma
8MM
10,000 B.C.
40 Days And 40 Nights

Television:

Attack of The Show
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Arrested Development
Band Of Brothers
Bleach
Boondocks
Cinematech
Cowboy Beebop
Deathnote
Discovery Channel
Entourage
Gundam Wing
Family Guy
Flight of The Concords
Frisky Dingo
Futurama
Heroes
Highlander
House
Invasion America
Jackass
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Naruto
National Geographic Explorer
Penn & Teller: Bullshit
Queer As Folk (USA)
Real Sex Extra
Reno 911
Robot Chicken
Rome
Samurai Champloo
Scarred
Sci-Fi Channel
Scrubs
Smallville
South Park
Supernatural
Surface
That 70s Show
The Sarah Silverman Show
The Simpsons
The Sopranos
The Venture Bros
The 4400
Weeds
Wildboyz
3rd Rock From The Sun

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis

American Pyscho
Less Than Zero
The Rules of Attraction

Brian Jacques

Lord Brocktree
Salamandastron
The Long Patrol
The Pearls of Lutra

Chuck Palahniuk

Choke
Fight Club
Snuff

Clive Barker

Mister B. Gone
The Great and Secret Show
The Hellbound Heart

Frank Herbert

Dune

George Carlin

Brain Droppings
Napalm & Silly Putty
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Hunter S. Thompson

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas: A Savage Journey To The Heart of The American Dream
Kingdom of Fear
The Curse Lono
The Rum Diary

John Nichols

The Milagro Beanfield War

Magazines

Electronic Gaming Monthly
Fangora
Playstation Magazine
The Official Xbox Magazine

Michael Crichton

Congo
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park: The Lost World
Next
Prey
State of Fear
Timeline

Neil Gaiman

American Gods

Nic Kelman

Videogame Art

Orson Scott Card

Ender's Game

Ray Bradbury

Fahrenheit 451
Something Wicked This Way Comes
The Halloween Tree
The Illustrated Man

Richard A. Knaak

Day of The Dragon
The Sin War: Birthright
Legacy of Blood
Minotaur Wars Trilogy: Night of Blood
Minotaur Wars Trilogy: Tides of Blood
Minotaur Wars Trilogy: Empire of Blood
Moon of The Spider
The Kingdom of Shadow
War of the Ancients Trilogy: The Well of Eternity
War of the Ancients Trilogy: The Demon Soul
War of the Ancients Trilogy: The Sundering

Sun Tzu

The Art of War

Voltairine De Cleyre

Direct Action

Wayne Douglas Barlowe

An Alphabet of Dinosaurs
Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials
Barlowe's Guide To Fantasy
Barlowe's Inferno
Brushfire: Illuminations From The Inferno
Expedition
God's Demon
The Alien Life of Wayne Barlowe

William Shakespeare

Hamlet
Othello

Heroes:

George Carlin

Hunter S. Thompson

Clive Barker

Wayne Douglas Barlowe

Steven King

Trent Reznor

Godzilla

House

My Blog

Monsters in blue-collars.

A monster is rising...And when that dark, selfish beast raises its head and bellows.Everything, organic and mechanical, will be blanketed in ashen fury.Will you, the people, raise your voice?Unabridge...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:20:00 PST

Lilliputian parade!!

Greedy, minuscule, prejudice, violent little pathogens...Divided and conquered.Playing War with plastic fire and glass swords.Necessity defined by material indifference.We gamble lives for land...We s...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:18:00 PST

Homage to a remix

I'd like to extend credit and thanks to an online associate for posting this blog. I claim no rights to the idea, I'm merely a vessel spreading the message. As said, this is also one more slice of hom...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:44:00 PST

Rest in peace, sweet Prince...

Yesterday, at 5:55 PM West Coast time, George Carlin, comedic entrepreneur and philosophical humorist was declared dead of heart failure. =(Tis a sad day for the world of counter-culture. Good old Geo...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:23:00 PST

Industrial shapeshifter

Following the doctrines of the dearly departed polymath, B.F., from this day onward I shall seek to evolve; through aspects that will nurture not only the mind, but the body and soul as well.Thanks to...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST

Scholars

You are the beginning. Our End began during that lamented sleep of yours. Af himself laid his hands upon our children, and what a bloody brilliant sight it was. Those signs of yours went unnoticed, Th...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

Love?

We'll drink something akin to battery acid. So rough, so tough, so inexplicable intoxicating it could chew the stitchings out of Levis. So blatantly vile and engrossing that the CDC would have no choi...
Posted by Bullsnakesam" on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST