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I love hearing a good song for the first time. I love hearing a great song for the thousandth time. I can't stand it when the radio plays a mediocre song for the millionth time. I love my record player and hate scratches in my records. I love rainy days. I love to hang out in record stores, thrift stores, junk shops, garage sales, caves and haunted places. I haven't been inside a Wal-Mart in two years. I get pissed off when the government does something evil. I've been accused of being a control-freak, a perfectionist, a weirdo, a hippie and an all-around son of a bitch. I don't call my mother enough. I love raw ramen noodles. The only things in life I take seriously are politics and donuts. I used to be fearless.
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Pirates, shysters, harlots, harlequins, hooligans, buggers, thugs, hobos, gypsies, pimps, gimps, carnies, turds, tards, waterheads and the occaisional red-headed stepchild.

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Music:

I was working on something cool for this section, but I kinda fucked it up and I was too lazy to fix it, so here is a rather boring list of musicians that have shaped my life.

Elliott Smith
The Dandy Warhols
The White Stripes
The New Pornographers
The Strokes
Band of Horses
Silversun Pickups
Sea Wolf
Rilo Kiley
Caribou
Arcade Fire
!!!
Tapes n' Tapes
The Flaming Lips
Loretta Lynn
Against Me!
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
The Nixons
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Dirty Pretty Things
The Dixie Chicks
Arctic Monkeys
Wolfmother
Justice
The Who
The Raconteurs
Ben Kweller
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Interpol
Jack Johnson
Weezer
Bright Eyes
Sonic Youth
PJ Harvey
Fiona Apple
System of a Down
The Shins
Modest Mouse
R.E.M.
Led Zeppelin
Def Leppard
Guns n Roses
The Beatles

Movies:



Television:


The Daily Show

Ghost Hunters

Reno 911
Everything else on TV just sucks

Books:

I
whats that? oh..... books

Hunter S. Thompson

Tom Wolfe

Jack Kerouac

William Faulkner

Heroes:


We miss you, Elliott
1969-2003

You are Animal. You are completely nuts, but fun to be around.

SPECIAL TALENTS: Drums, Women, Food.

HOBBIES: Drums, Women, Food.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Louder!",
"Food now!" and
"Want Woman!"

LAST BOOK EATEN: "The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women &
Food"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An appetite.%0

My Blog

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The 10  worst music videos ever made 10  Mickey Avalon "Waiting to Die" 9  Godflesh "Avalance Master Song"  8  UB40 "Higher Ground" 7  Th...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:02:00 PST

The Adventures of Supply-Side Jesus

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Posted by tragically hilarious on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Inexplicable...

So I was just doing a little upkeep on the record collection, and I discovered that I had two copies of "Harper Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley.  Why would I own two copies of such a cultura...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:07:00 PST

Things you should know before we go any further

I can make a joke out of any situation, no matter how inappropriate, so don't be shocked if I do I won't take your e-mails seriously if you don't think they're important enough for correct s...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:52:00 PST

A poem by William Bryan Massey III


Posted by tragically hilarious on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:09:00 PST

Hitchhiking with Bob and Roger

I have never watched a man die before.  But I have watched a man who honestly believed he was about to die - the expression of sheer terror in his face as he reallizes that the life flashing befo...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:51:00 PST

A dumb Halloween story

Nineteen-ninety-something was a great year for Halloween.  I remember some of it well; being in my first senior year of college and living a rather bohemian lifestyle with my 10 (count 'em) ...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST

Intervention

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Posted by tragically hilarious on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST

Yeah, right...

You've got to be shitting me.  This is supposed to keep people from doing drugs?   If there was even a minute chance of this ever happening, I would be on drugs every waking moment...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

Reasors Bulletin Board: Part III

The Reasors bulletin board is quickly becoming my favorite form of entertainment.  I think this is my favorite one so far.  Everything about it seems so honest and legit.  Its a wonder ...
Posted by tragically hilarious on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:36:00 PST