josh was born in florida. gabe was born in florida. marcus was born in florida. gary was reared in florida. roger was born again in florida. we are all florida boys. florida is the state in which we all grew up in. florida is in our blood and on our drivers licenses. florida is also one of four homes to mickey mouse; the others being california, europe, and in your heart. mickey mouse has nothing to do with gentlemen of the press other than the fact that we both call florida home (and we've all have had regrettable flings with mini-mouse). florida is more of a gentlemen of the press thing than a disney world deal. florida, therefore is, gentlemen of the press, and vice-versa. florida is the 27th state, cumulatively, we've all probably have had 27 bands, gentlemen being the 27th, coincidence? florida has 7 letters, gentlemen has 5 members, including roger's father and holy spirit, that makes us 7, coincidence? florida is shaped like a boot, well, we all own knee-high boots we occasionally wear to the goth nights we frequent, coincidence? florida is well known for the orange juice, the oranges we grow have a lot to do with our health. we all enjoy florida orange juice, thank you florida orange farmers.
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