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¡Chairman Meg!™

I am here for Friends

About Me


They call me rutabaga rutabaga Megan mao.
I'm 16.
Single.
Green is my favorite color.
My room is lime green.
I like art.
Veg since Jan 07. :3
Dancing is fun. But I'm shy about it.
I dye my hair a lot. Sue me.
I like makeup. I wear too much.
I'm shy if you're new.
But I'm not if you aren't.
I kinda mumble...I don't "annunciate" or something.
Texting. Unlimited. Text me. Ask about it.

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My Interests

Comingsoon...but to give an general idea, I have no idea what I'm into. Arts to zebras, makeup to video games, japanese culture to swimming. I like a lot of stuff. I'm still finding out what I like myself. Someday I'll sort this out though.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

In short, anything and everything. In detail...Mindless Self Indlugence. Shiny Toy Guns. Freezepop. Kill Hannah. Armor For Sleep. Brokencyde. The Birthday Massacre. Geoffrey Paris. Jeffree Star. Danger. Peaches. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The Strokes. Sonny Moore. From First to Last[pre self-titled]. Retard-o-bot. Morningwood. Raggedy Angry. The Sounds. MIA. The Medic Droid. We Smoke Fags. Muse. My Chemical Romance. I Haunt Wizards. The Beatles. Talking Heads. Addison. The Devil Wears Prada. Angelspit. KMFDM. And anything else the word throws at me. Got a band you think I'd like? Let me know.

Movies:

Zoolander. Kickin It Old Skool. Donnie Darko. Wristcutters. Half Baked. The Breakfast Club. Grandma's Boy. Sasquatch Gang. Wall-E. Funny or unique movies.

Television:

Eh. Not a lot, just The Office, Scrubs, South Park...whatever I find on the dvr.

Books:

Twilight series, Luna, Echo, Jthm. Ya know. Books/Comics.

Heroes:

Captain Planet, Toren's Jeff, and the lady that runs every morning through town. Ohh and Unicorns.

My Blog

If I was a car...

I'd run on apple juice, white grape juice, alfredo sauce, and soy liquids. I'd be rainbowyglitter-black, with electric blue pleather seats. I'd be small like a mini cooper, but I'd have big hubcaps on...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:03:00 PST

Lil Bush.

This is Riley. He is godly. ...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST

Mmm starwarsalicious. Left Rights!

Everyone’s life would be better if they watched this once a week. ...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:44:00 PST

Armor for Sweat

Haha ben, you can't hide that Lady Speed Stick.Haha, I left him a comment about it too....
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:18:00 PST

My deep confession. (My old man crush)

Haha, I have a confession to make. I love Hugh Grant. He is the sexiest 47 year old alive. I'm gonna have to convince the kind folks at House Of Holland to make me a shirt. What rhymes with Grant? ...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:54:00 PST

Spiders, Bathrooms, Prematurely Gray Hair, Oh My!!

This morning I had a nightmare, and woke up classicly. (sitting straight up and panting, etc.) So here goes...Kylie and I were at some party, and she had just got a perm. But after that, her hair had ...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:30:00 PST

Gemelos! (twins)

Today was a nice friday. I went to two parties, but only one was worth discussing.  I'm not going to reveal all, but I ended up meeting Dax Shepard. Woop! And our shirts looked a lot alike, so he...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:12:00 PST

Spirit Guides

Native Americans and Spiritualists believe that every person has a spirit guide, that takes the form of an animal. Have you ever had an experience with your spirit guide? What kind of animal is your s...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST

Hello Kitty World! And the Mcdonalds bitch.

Two things. One pisses me off, and one rocks.1. The guy who goes to as many mcdonalds as he can. I watched a video in Business class about mcdonalds, and I pretty much hate him. I don't even remember...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:21:00 PST

Shoot me in the face.

This is gay. They're taking over! Stupid dead-animal-headed hookers....get out of my life! If you know me personally, you might know who this is about...well, her little clone anyways. icky. ...
Posted by ¡Chairman Meg!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST