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Gordon

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About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz here You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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My Interests

Rasslin! Yee-haw! Oh yeah, and musical theater, writing, guitar, weight lifting, Cardinals baseball.

Music:

Sting, Barenaked Ladies, Eminem, Mary Prankster, Buried Beds

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Shawshank Redemption, Jerry MaGuire, Rushmore

Television:

'Dexter', 'Survivor', 'The Sopranos', 'The Shield'

Books:

'Freakonomics', 'Have a Nice Day', 'Andy Kaufman Revealed', 'World War Z'

Heroes:

Ozzie Smith and Michael Skupin. That's about it.

My Blog

’Survivor’ vs. ’Stand By Me’

In 'Stand By Me' a guy named Gordy gets a leech on his balls while going to see a dead body.In 'Survivor' a guy named Gordon gets a leech on the back of his leg while competing in an immunity challeng...
Posted by Gordon on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:55:00 PST

Rocking Horse Ranch South

Um...it's a tent...about 50 yards from the ocean.  But, I'm safely in it for those of you who were worried.
Posted by Gordon on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:01:00 PST

Riddle Time

Q: What does Gordon have in common with Nick Carter, Mark Salomon, and the band Good Charlotte?A: We've all spent one night in Paris!Due to my plane sitting on the runway at Philadelphia International...
Posted by Gordon on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:37:00 PST

Rocking Horse Ranch North

Check out my new place in the city...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:03:00 PST

A Good Lie?

So, I'd finshed packing up my desk for the big move and was hustling out for a final trip to The Pita Pit, when I saw in front of me a group of people standing around a covered wag...
Posted by Gordon on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:44:00 PST

Immunity Challenge

I'm dizzy, I feel like I've been hit across the back with a baseball bat, and I can't lift my arms over my head.  But, as of yesterday, here are the things I'm immune to&   Hepatitis A Hepa...
Posted by Gordon on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

Hurricane Holmes and Earths Last Eden

It's official, everyone's favorite radio personality/pro wrestler turned Senior Producer/Internet comedy series superstar is taking a trip to the lush rainforests of Gabon, Africa.  Why?  To...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

Things I Leared at Pams Wedding

If you're having a coughing fit, leave the chapel.  When you return all teary eyed, people will think it's because you're sensitive.   Pretending to answer your cell phone when a garter is ...
Posted by Gordon on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

The Guinea Pig Story

(Editor's Note:  I wrote in a blog last October that my family had at one point owned over 100 guinea pigs.  I found out from my parents that this is an exaggeration, and the actual number i...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

Poor Jimmy Baseball...

So, now that Jim Edmonds (Center Fielder for the 2006 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals) has been released by the San Diego Padres, the hot rumor is that he may be on his way to Chicago to play for t...
Posted by Gordon on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:19:00 PST