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Bruiseasy

Wish I could build me a snowman....

About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com::I have a pretty standard schedule if you can follow.....I work 3 days on...2 off....7 on....then 2 off.....so Monday and Tuesday I work 9-5:30.......then Wednesday I work 10-6:30........then either Thursday/Friday or Saturday/Sunday I work 11-7:30.........so I guess it's not all that easy to follow.......oh fuckin well.........need to blab my fuckin mouth off about something here.....::

My Interests

I would like to say I am not as innocent as I look....I get that a lot. I am a very open minded person who loves trying new things and learning new things. Some of my favorite things I have tried are:-skydiving (18th bday)-tattoos-going rafting-going wheeling-would like to go snowboarding some more (have only been 3 times)-love rollercoasters-love camping-going to the river in the summer-trap shooting-roasting marshmallows-riding a mechanical bull-stand-up comedy-concerts-parties...etc...etc.I like big trucks....or anything fast works too. Hanging out....I love the outdoors...camping....or whatever. In my down time I like watching movies...I like art...pretty much any media but really enjoy handbuilding pottery. I also enjoy reading whatever happens to interest me at the moment.....love dogs.....Other than that I am usually down for whatever...like trying new things....gaining new experiences...just enjoying life.

I'd like to meet:

We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminate all the lunitics all at once with a filtering system of God. We're the psyco-semantic police, you can't even see us. How in the fuck can you do anything about it? We're pure intellegence, your not. Your biological product of a comological universe. Your molecular matter, I constructed you, fuck you. I made you up, you didn't make me up, you got it backwards. You know who you are? Your fuckin' semantic blockage, that's what made you up. You're a fuckin' programer named Christine Gontara. You fucked up. She sucked my cock, fell in love, and she was locked in. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell, she won't pass go, she'll never fuckin' win. She's the cunt that thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I capured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cock sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it. If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me for eternal time.

Music:

Sublime is my all time favorite but I like everything....I like dixie chicks.....tool.....dr. dre.....misfits.....no doubt.....pantara......nas.....um...really I like it all (except crappy pop stuff).

Movies:

I seem to buy violent movies..like Pulp Fiction....Good Fellas.....Kill Bill......Fight Club.....Natural Born Killers.....Casino....but I also like comedies....romantic comedies..horror.....action..etc..etc. But for the most part I like almost all movies.... there are just some that are only worth watching once.

Television:

my appartments have free cable?

Books:

Love lots of books.....could never count how many I've read......yep

Heroes:

You went for line drawings and you fucked up you fuckin' idiot. You brain-washed yourself you mother fuckin' stupid cock suckers, because you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any fuckin' case. Supreme Court, you are not the fucking Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten thousand years you will shovel your shit and eat it, because your on repeate mother fucker. It just started backwards and you can't do a fuckin' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every fuckin' thing that you took away from them you mother fucker.