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How could I ever repay you?A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.""My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek... ..I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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Name: shanna banana
Birthday: st patty's day
Birthplace: a little planet I like to call earth
Current Location: your mom-that's right I'm IN your mom muahahaha
Eye Color: well the middle part is black and the outter part is red...inbetween is someting like....coffee or dirt or poop colored
Hair Color: well in the summer it's brown and in the winter its also brown!
Height: wouldn't you like to know!
Right Handed or Left Handed: I perfer my right, but people tell me I'm good with both
Your Heritage: I don't even know any more I'll just say mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: what shoes?
Your Weakness: kisses
Your Fears: rejection, failure or falling behind, not accomplishing things in my lifetime
Your Perfect Pizza: lampost cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I already boke it so screw goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha my computer actually letting me on that thing with out wigging out, that would be funny
Thoughts First Waking Up: should I wear underwaer today?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't come in parts and pieces-I come as a package so I'll have to say the whole thing
Your Bedtime: 20 minutes after my boyfriend calls
Your Most Missed Memory: missed would imply that I don't have it any more, and how can I miss a memory that I don't have? I either have it or I don't
Pepsi or Coke: milk bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck that I'm staying home for some pasta, all hail FSM!
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what's the difference? aren't the both equally gross? I choose Chai.
Chocolate or Vanilla: toffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: I guess cappacino because if it gets really cold my mouth will go numb and I won't have to taste it
Do you Smoke: na
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: I'll sing to you any time you want
Do you Shower Daily: haha if I remeber....its more like every other in the winter and every day in the summer
Have you Been in Love: yes, and I've been going stong with my love for two years now
Do you want to go to College: no....I want to do nothing with my life-duh!
Do you want to get Married: is the pope catholic
Do you belive in yourself: heck yes I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: It depends on who the guy is and what he's motioning
Do you think you are Attractive: does a bear shit in the woods
Are you a Health Freak: I'm not a freak!...ok well maybe just a little one but not about health
Do you get along with your Parents: when I'm not fighting with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: ooo baby hot stuff!
Do you play an Instrument: yes, I can, but I sound like crap
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Can't help it, but I really get into stories; I was watching frech Kiss and they were drinking wine and eating cheese. It looked so good, I decided to do it too.
In the past month have you Smoked: well, I haven't, but my room has when I forgot I left something in the oven
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yasmin baby
In the past month have you gone on a Date: er...maybe? I dunno, we spent most of the time on my bed, does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah!!! I got a sweet blade and a stuffed animal and a corset and some chocolate and a necklace....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Cheese-its: Yarr!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no!!!! wah!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but I've felt like I was performing in front of a crowd
In the past month have you been Dumped: hahaha no sir
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does it count if you don't use a pool?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a few hearts, lol not really
Ever been Drunk: what a silly question
Ever been called a Tease: by my dad...."Shannon, you better watch out! Or one of these days you'll get in trouble for being such a cock tease!" (Me-what' a cock tease?)
Ever been Beaten up: maybe, but I kicked their ass later on
Ever Shoplifted: what you talkin' about?!....maybe...once
How do you want to Die: In a reign of firey light! ...and I want my body lost at sea so that one has to pay for an expensive funeraly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and much loved
What country would you most like to Visit: Tonyland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: right now I'm going to say black
Favourite Hair Color: black and curling
Short or Long Hair: don't care as long as I can see the shape of those beautiful curls
Height: about the same as me
Weight: I don't know...how much do ya weigh buddy?
Best Clothing Style: suit....the one he got on his birthday
Number of Drugs I have taken: does not excede the number of fingers on my grandmother's right hand
Number of CDs I own: does he even have any CDs? All I ever hear is his ipod
Number of Piercings: well as far as I can tell he doesn't have any, but I can fix that muahahaha
Number of Tattoos: look above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I want him to be free of guilt, free of pain, he's too good of a person for that

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