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Voluptuous Robb

If I were a robot, my name would be Robbot.

About Me

I enjoy offensive humor.
And sick slams.
Pay attention to me.
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Definition - The Robb Jobb Give me thumbs up! Warning: Graphic Content...=D
I respect women...I swear...;D

My Interests

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 100%
Iron Man 75%
The Flash 75%
Wonder Woman 60%
Robin 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Catwoman 60%
Supergirl 55%
Superman 50%
Hulk 45%
Batman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Filthy whores with hearts of gold
People who look at Hitler dancing to this song and laugh.

Music:

I'll listen to pretty much everything, but I enjoy metal much more than anything else. 50 Cent, AC/DC, Adrien Belew, Aerosmith, Aesop Rock, A Perfect Circle, Alice In Chains, Andreas Vollenweider, Andromeda, Ani Difranco, Animal Collective, Apartment 26, Arch Enemy, Au Pair, Audioslave, Autour de Lucie, Avenue Q., Ayreon, Barry White, Battles, Beastie Boys, Beethoven, Big Boi, Billy Joel, Black Label Society, Blind Guradian, Blind Melon, Buckethead, Busta Rhymes, Cellador, Children Of Bodom, Coheed and Cambria, Colonol Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains, Crash Test Dummies, CrotchDuster, D12, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Dave Matthews Band, David Lee Roth, Death, Death Cab For Cutie, Deftones, Devin Townsend, Devourment, Dio, Dispatch, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Dredg, Dying Fetus, Eminem, Ephel Duath, Eric Clapton, Evergrey, Finch, Foo Fighters, Gavin DeGraw, George Clinton, Guns n' Roses, Helloween, Immortal Technique, Incubus, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Isis, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, Jesu, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Mayer, John Mayer Trio, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Journey, Judas Priest, Kanye West, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, Labyrinth, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Les Miserables, Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz, Liquid Tension Experiment, Lost Horizon, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Matisyahu, Meshuggah, Metallica, Mike Patton, Missy Elliot, Move The Rabbit, Mr. Bungle, My Chemical Romance, Neuraxis, Nightwish, Noir Desir, Oceansize, Opeth, Outkast, Pain Of Salvation, Parliament, Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Pelican, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Prefuse 73, Primal Fear, Primus, Prince, Psyopus, Rage Against The Machine, Ravage, Ray Charles, Ray Lamontagne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RENT, Rhapsody, Sage Francis, Saving Alcatraz, Shadows Fall, Shinedown, Snoop Dog, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Soundgarden, Spock's Beard, Steel Prophet, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stone Temple Pilots, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Sweet Irony, Symphony X, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, The Beatles, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Fray, The Killers, The Notorious B.I.G., The Recievieving End OF Sirens, The Red Chord, Thrice, Tool, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, UnderOath, Van Halen, Vison Divine, Weird Al, Winds

Movies:

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

I'm a sap for a good love story. 21 Grams, 28 Days Later, Abbott and Costello, Adam Sandler movies, Aliens, American Beauty, American History X, Animal House, Bachelor Party, Batteries Not Included, Big, Big Top Pee-Wee, Boondock Saints, CKY, Dead Poet's Society, Detroit Rock City, Donnie Darko, Drop Dead Fred, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Eurotrip, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Fight Club, First Blood, Forrest Gump, George A. Romero, Ghostbusters 1&2, Godzilla (all of em), Goodfellas, Groundhogs Day, Haggard, Half Baked, HARRY FUCKING POTTER, Indiana Jones, Interview With A Vampire, Kill Bill, Les Miserable, Little Shop Of Horrors, Lord Of The Rings, Mel Brooks, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, Oceans Eleven, Office Space, Old School, PCU, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Powder, Predator, Pulp Fiction, Purple Rain, Rejected, Resident Evil 1&2, Revenge Of The Nerds, Ricky-Oh, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun Of The Dead, Short Circuit 1&2, SLC Punk, Space Balls, Spiderman 1&2, Suicide Kings, Super Troopers, The Animation Show, The Big Lebowski, The Burbs, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, The Terminator, The Thing, The Wizard Of Oz, Turner And Hooch, Van Wylder, Waynes World, </font

Television:

Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle Show, Dilbert, Duckman, Family Guy, Futurama, Graduates, LAW AND ORDER, Old SNL, Pete And Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, The Critic, The Wonder Years
Since I used my book section, I'll write my book stuff here.
The books that are currently in my bag are Stoned, Naked and Looking in My Neighbor's Window; Catcher in the Rye; A Brief History of Time; The Politics of Lust. If it's a good book, I will most likely read it.

Books:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robb
Birthday: 11/20/1984
Birthplace: Malden
Current Location: Malden
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: I'm the U.N.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Doc Martins
Your Weakness: Halo Dos
Your Fears: Microsoft server crash
Your Perfect Pizza: Vinnie's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish a song
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL...That's so funny
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I up at 5?
Your Best Physical Feature: Apparently my beautiful brown eyes
Your Bedtime: Round 10 O'clock
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss all of em, cuz I can't remember a damn thing
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group...Then orgies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappaccino
Do you Smoke: Ugh
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: Fuck yea
Do you Shower Daily: I try.
Have you Been in Love: Lots of times
Do you want to go to College: Like you wouldn't believe
Do you want to get Married: Someday, far far away
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: After a night of heavy drinking
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Those are drugs, aren't they?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think so
In the past month have you been on Stage: During rehearsals
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not within this last month, no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I do not believe so
Ever been Drunk: Ho yea
Ever been called a Tease: I'm pretty sure
Ever been Beaten up: I don't think so
Ever Shoplifted: When I was younger
How do you want to Die: In a pile of cocaine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A lil bit shorter than me
Weight: Round 120, 125 I guess, cuz I am such a superficial guy
Best Clothing Style: Clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: Weedxxorz, back in my younger years.
Number of CDs I own: Bunches
Number of Piercings: Four closed in my ears
Number of Tattoos: A big fat zero on my ass. But really, none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Forget regret or life is yours to miss. ~RENT
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

Master Chief and My Mom

My Blog

Silly Kids these days. Everybody should read this.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Voluptuous RobbDate: Apr 6, 2006 8:34 PM----------------- Original Message -----------------From: PorterDate: Apr 6, 2006 11:37 PMu r so fucki...
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

Oh Em Gee, a survey about me

1. What does your MySpace name mean? Colleen thought it would be great if my name were Voluptuous Robb. 2. Elaborate on your primary photo?: GUARDIANS OF THE LADLE. 3. Who introduced you to Myspace?...
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST

I want to be a sex therapist when I grow up.

        A lot of people don't quite understand this. Many asked "Where did this come from?". It came from years upon years of reading online articles and Cosmo, then talk...
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:42:00 PST

My firsts of 2006

1. Who was the first person u talked to in 06? I'm not sure cuz I missed the ball drop by about 5 minutes.2. The first person you hugged? I think the only person I have gotten a hug from all year was ...
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:07:00 PST

I just wanna sing.

Just sitting around listening to Christmas music really makes me want to sing. My mom and I were talking today and she brought up that she just absolutely loves Josh Grobin. I told her that I had neve...
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:47:00 PST

HAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOO

AGHHHHHHH! Play with me. I want to beat you.
Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry Karmen. Haahahhahaha


Posted by Voluptuous Robb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST