i'm 26, i live in sunny north wales, born of my ma and pa and grew up on the lovely streets of wrexham till ma and pa had a fight and didn;t wanna play special cuddles anymore. so me ma met a new man, married him and whisked us off to sunny cheshire where we lived in a house owned by the 5-0 and had to share space with the canine division of da police mutha fucker. that was fun, i loved lying awake at night listening to dawgs howling all night, then we moved back towards shitsville and ended up in farndon don't you know, what what. posh twats round tehre i tell ya, hence why nobody wanted to be friends with the yokel from wrexham, they wore blazers, i wore a purple pull over, how ya like me now huh?i got fed up of school and decided to go and work in the sweat shop known as airbus uk, i fuckin love it there me, its dead good. honest..... i been tehre since 16 aint i and finished my training and bought my own place back here in wrexham, i love my lil pad, i live here with my pain in the ass of a moggy and my snake lil tez, he's red and orange and likes to hide behind rocks, all god damn day. the boring bastard, he could at least try to learn some tricks or something? although he can swallow baby mice whole, thats pretty fucking gnarly if you ask me son, i tried the same with a dog once but ended up getting bitten on the nose.um yeah, i'm single, reasonably happy that way at the moment cos not really sure the way things are panning out, i fancy fookin off somewhere else, maybe i should wait until i met a nice lady but ah fuck knows, pah.i'm easy going, happy, funny, amazing, stu-fucking-pendous and modest innit.
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