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Lauren

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About Me



I get overly excited when cash machines dispense five pound notes. I like pockets in dresses and electric pencil sharpeners.
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My Interests

Showjumping, guitar, gin, laying down on pavements. Boys in cardigans, boys out of cardigans. Stealing harvester salad carts with Helen Baker. Alana Mcloughlin and Carla Mcloughlin.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I like the recorder.

Movies:

9 songs

Television:

I like serious documentaries like Bernard's Watch and The queen's nose.

Books:

The Bible. The dictionary. The Argos catalogue.

Heroes:

I would like to sex the following please; Morrissey, Jonathan Creek, Stephen Fry, Phillip Scofield, Antoine De Caunnes, Lily Cole, Orlando Weeks, Stephen Hawking.