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About Me

IllestRated Design
WHATS WID IT!!! WHATS WID IT!!! Yadada! Yadada! Yee! Yee! What it do! Its me mane...J-Fetti. My ninjas call me Asian James or Baysian James aka J-Jizzle aka Mr. Savicious Figga aka James n James aka JT aka...oh, sorry. Im pure bred Japanese n I was soiled up, born n raised, seeded n breeded in tha Bay. Northern Golden State, 408, Tha Yadada Yadada Yay. Born in Southside San Ho n raised in Sunnyvale. All I know is tha Bay. Well, I know about other spots but I dont care. Tha Bay is where tha mail is delivered, yadadamean. My parents is from Chicago so dont ask me if I speak japanese. I probably know more spanish. I dont even know that many japanese people. I speak Baysianese mane...but I speak a lil english 2.
Ima rapper/writer/producer/artist/graphic artist. I have my own graphic design company, IllestRated Design , that I founded in 2006. I also rap, make beats, write songs, n do whateva else 2 make tracks - except sing (thats an "all bad" situation, yadadiprende). In terms of music, I grew up on NWA, Public Enemy, Ghetto Boys, Naughty By Nature, EPMD, Compton's Most Wanted, South Central Cartel (tha real Havoc n Prodigy), WC n tha Maad Circle, Alkaholiks, most La La shit, and erythang from all sides of tha Yay. Digital Underground, Too $hort, E-40 n The Click, The Mossie, Celly Cel, tha whole Sick Wid It Umbrella, Mac Dre, Mac Mall, Ray Luv, Dubee, PSD, Coolio Tha Unda Dogg, Young Lay, The YBB, RBL Posse, IMP, Rappin 4-Tay, Totally Insane, Neva Legal, Richie Rich n 415, Spice 1 n 187 Faculty, Dangerous Dame, Delinquents, Conscious Daughters, Souls of Mischief, Casual, JT The Bigga Figga, tha whole Get Low Playaz Camp, San Quinn, Messy Marv, The Gamblaz, Fully Loaded, Double D, 11/5, Cold World Hustlers, UDI, all The KillaHoes, GRP, Primo, Andre Nickatina, Million Dolla Dream, The Luniz, 3xKrazy, Dru Down, Seagram, Guce, 2 Illeven, Young Cellski, UNLV, 2pac - yeah...he from tha bay, The Whoridas, Potna Deuce, Side 2 Syde, DTL, NKP'z, Black Dynasty, C-Bo, No Limit (b4 they left Richmond), Death Row...durin tha good times, the LBC cats b4 all tha funk-n-reunion "luv em n leave em" situations, and so on and so on. Im sure I left a gang of em out but those is my influences. I also grew up on RnB (up 2 tha mid 90s), freestyle (b4 it turned rave-like), oldies, n just good music. I may not like all types of music, but if its musical, I respect it. I feel sorry 4 those teeny-bop youngstas growin up on G-Unit, Mike Jones, n whateva else is on tha radio now. Like tha generation b4 us told us, yall need good music in ur life. My heart goes out 2 yall.
I luv food. If it aint Indian food or "Survivor" food, Ill eat it. I drink. I perk. I swerve. Hennessy (Hyphy Juice) n Coors Light is what I fukswit. Fifths, 40s, n dominoes mane. Ask my older broski, Nevasoba aka Young Hol (al-cho-HOL that is). I think thats where I get it from. I used 2 play ball in high school so I luv basketball - March Madness tho. Tha NBA needs 2 step it up. Im from tha bay so I got luv 4 all tha home teams. Warriors, Raiders, Niners, A's, Giants, Sabercats, Sharks, Cal...not Stanford tho. Miss me wit tha rivalries. Any bay team needs support. 4real 4real. I watch hella TV n movies. I guess Im easily entertained unless tha shit is extra horrible. No reality shows tho. Even tha ones I did watch lost me (except 4 tha Discovery Channel mechanic shops, mythbusters, n shark week shit). Oh yeah, Ima dog person, yadadidig? I got so much luv 4 dogs. I hate spiders n cats. If u fukswit those, dodge me. Im an extra super laidback dude. Dont get it twisted tho. I dont do drugs no more but Im prone 2 get extra super dummy wid it. If theres tire smoke, slumpers blappin, briddys giggin, n Heam-I-Mean...see me act a nut like WHAAAAAAT!!! I mean Gilbert Grape retarded cuss cuss! YadadaYee! Yee!
On a serious 1, I was born into a Christian church n damn near my whole family tree (that I know of) is Christian. I even went 2 a Christian school. Please believe me. I believe in GOD. Tha Father, tha Son, n tha Holy Spirit. I believe in Heaven n Hell. I know I dont walk right but someday Jesus will break the devils grasp on me so I can live n die in God's hands.
I got love 4 my family n my folkers. I keeps my luv ones n my ninjas close. Erybody says I look thuggish, Im 2 quiet, or I talk 2 much shit but Im extra nice when u get 2 know me. Thats cuz Im a nice person! What happens when I get 2 know YOU? I aint game-goofy. I aint no simp wit laceless shoes. I aint what rubix-cube squares define as a "playerrr" or a "gangsterrr", but miss me wit tha faultiness, hatin, falsifyin, n side-bustin. Im Asian James bitch! Im Baysian. My shoes n ankle-brace stay straight laced protected wit repellent spray so I never slip or fall in a race. If u from tha Yay, dude or briddle, u either a sucka or sucka free. I aint no sucka. Yada. 100.
p.S.V. Oh yeah, dont trip if I dont holla at yall or leave comments "eryday". I be workin on projects n what not n I dont spend much time on tha internet...plus I type HELLA slow. Yall know I got much love 4 all yall any damn way. Get at me. Trealleeahnz.
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My Interests

-MUSIC. Writtin music, makin music, recordin music, n slappin music.
-ART n GRAPHIC DESIGN. Peep tha company IllestRated Design .
-Postin up wit my folkers, my guys, my ninjas, my luv ones n my dog Mini Mac Deuce.
-Hennessy n Coors Light.
-Cars. Old n new. Mainly cutlass's aka cutties aka cutthroats. Old Skool American Muscle mane!!! Ima cop Eleanor (flipped out Shelby mustang) 1 day. Watch. Or a underbucket-ass-brokedown-scraper.
-Breakin traction, high sidin, smokin up tha block, brake stands, swangin, yolkin, ghostwalkin, reckless drivin, doin tha damn thang, bappin my whip. Im from tha Bay AND Im asian. I do the crash-test-dummy mane! Doors Open mane! YadadiVROOM!!!
-Playin basketball.
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-Watchin TV, movies, n sports. Basically postin up like billboards, yadadiprende.
-Slappin bones (dominos), billiards, n bowlin.
-Eatin bomb ass food. Where tha BBQ at folks?!
-LIQ missions. LIQ missions. LIQ missions. Sheeesss!
-Smobbin thru tha Yay, city 2 city, 408-650-41510-707, gettin EXTRA-TRIPLE-SUPER-DUPER-HYPHY N DUMMY WID IT! ACTIN RIDICULOUS, RETARDED, N REIGNORANT! YADADA! YADADA! YADADA! YEE! YEE! YEE! WHAAAAAAAT!!!

-REPPIN THA YADADA YAY AREA CUSS CUSS!!!
-AND ALL U BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE!!! Exotics n high performance. Not u busted ass junk yard lemons wit expired 100 thousand-mile warrantees. Scrape scrape ski-skirt.

I'd like to meet:

BUSINESS:
NEbody that wants...
GRAPHICS - visit my company's profile IllestRated Design
or
BEATS - (my beats is on disability rit now - Ill post a music page when they up n runnin - get at me anyway - my folks got beats 2 - just get at S. Ross, Scoob The Deacon, Q.P., LoNg JoHN, Don O, I-L Twice, n NEbody slappin Gospel Game ENT, Fully Mosaic, PPZ, Hustle Hungry, etc.).
PERSONAL:
-FOLKERS N LUV ONES (past, present, or future)

-Pretty Beezies, Notches, Runners, Melted Freaks, and Nice-Good-God-Fearing-Girls, yadadidig? NO EXTRA-TRIPLE-SUPER-DUPER-GINORMOUS-GARGANTUAN-GODZILLA/KINGK ONG-SIZED-SAMSONITE-BAGGAGE OR ALL-YEAR-ROUND-SUBSCRIPTIONS-2-UNNECESSARY-N-UNWANTED-ISSUES !!!

Music:

BAY AREA RAP ... and anything else worth listening 2.
Me n my folkers tracks n super slaps.
Some RnB, old skool freestyle, oldies, etc.
If u like that old skool bay area rap, that Mobb Shit, hit up my broski's music page, Nevasoba's Favorites & Nevasoba's Favorites 2 .

Movies:

Both United Ghettos of America, both High Siden movies, Sydeways, 23109, Go Dumb USA, Treal TV, Charlie Hustle, Straight Outta Hunters Point, Hood 2 Hood, This Is How We Eat, Menace 2 Society, Scarface, Goodfellas, Above the Rim, Boyz n the Hood, Higher Learning, New Jersey Drive, all the Star Wars, all the Matrixs, all the Fridays, all the Terminators, all the Pixar movies, all the classic Disney movies, most of the Halloweens, Obstacles, The Ring, all Godzilla movies (not tha New York 1), How High, Gone In 60 Seconds, The Rock, True Lies, Top Gun, both Bad Boys, all the Lethal Weapons, The Rundown, all the Scary Movies, A Man Apart, Jaws 1 n 2, both Ace Venturas, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, Love n Basketball, 3 Strikes, Phat Beach, All About the Benjamins, The Best Man, The Wood, both Rush Hours, both Shreks, House Party 1-3, Any Given Sunday, The Replacements, The Program, The Scorpion King, Breakin, The Last Samurai, Independence Day, The Blues Brothers, A Bronx Tale, all the Austin Powers, all the Jurassic Parks, Original Kings of Comedy, Collateral, Remember the Titans, The Rock, Con Air, Pirates of the Carribean, Armageddon, Face Off, Bourne Identity n Supremacy, Italian Job, both Spidermans, Blue Streak, Whats the Worst That Could Happen, Enemy of the State, Set It Off, Soul Food, The Players Club, Dangerous Minds, Antwone Fisher, Dead Presidents, Dont Be a Menace, Im Gonna Git You Sucka, New Jack City, White Men Cant Jump, Hoop Dreams, both Nutty Professors, Booty Call, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Uncle Buck, Training Day, Transformers the Movie, old skool Samurai movies, some Jackie Chan, Jet Li, n Bruce Lee movies, Crash, The Longest Yard, Are We There Yet, Shanghai Noon n Knights, Rat Race, Saw, Seven, Showtime, Meet The Parents, Badder Santa, Stewie Griffin: Tha Untold Story, White Chicks, Mr & Mrs Smith, 2 name a few.

Television:

Shows: Family Guy, The Simpsons, Martin, Distortion 2 Static, Dave Chappelle Show, In Living Color, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The Cosby Show, Bernie Mac Show, My Wife n Kids, Friends...YEAH I SAID IT!!! Las Vegas, Fear Factor, Family Feud, Smallville, Everbody Hates Chris, Scrubs, Family Matters, Living Single, Jamie Foxx Show, Comic View, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Mythbusters, Pimp My Ride, South Central (yall remember that?), Eve, NCSI, Cold Case, CSI, Without A Trace, WWE, Knight Rider, Air Wolf, The A-Team, Transformers (tha original), Warner Bros. cartoons.
Sports: Warriors, Raiders, Niners, Giants, A's, Sabercats, Cal (no Stanford), March Madness (especially tha ACC teams), Pride Fighting, And 1, Streetball, Tennis, NHRA, Billiards, Slamball (miss that)

Books:

The Bible, magazines, n cd booklets. I read enough in skool.