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About Me

I want to look like Burt Reynolds.I was at the checkout line, checking out something mighty fine. by the time I got to the parking lot, I took home more than what I bought.MySpace

My Interests

"Not until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the kingdom of heaven" -Jesus, in the gospel of Thomas.chip chip chip, whoossh.................................All is impermanent, All is without self.

I'd like to meet:

Some rich guy with a pool full of Dukes Mayo, a chicken from space, manhandlers, Whore's Mascara in the back room at The Cock on Monday night...

Music:

nothing too conservative..... .... Balkan Beat Box, Jer Ber Jones, Tomer Yosef, Gogol Bordello, Oi Va Voi, Whore's Macara, Dj. Yarim Lindor, Khalas, Nouvelle Vague, Think Twice, Mynx, Boom Pam, Groovekilla, Giraffunky, Adama, Solstice Coli, Equinox doom, Black Rock, Gorillaz,Tipsy, Stock Hausen, Dj Food, Any good Brazilian lounge & Groove, Maria Langhoina, Brian Eno, Bjork, David Bowie, American Analog Set, Prince, Funki Rromani, Frank Zappa, Critters Buggin, Neil Young, Southern Culture on the Skids, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mozart, Ween, Dean Martin, The Animals, Donovan, Man Man, Amon Tobin, Funki Porcini, Ruby, Dubzone, Bassnectar, Ooah, Govinda, ....I was at the checkout line, checking out something mighty fine. by the time I got to the parking lot, I took home more than what I bought.

Movies:

I only like the ones I star in.

Television:

Amy Sedaris

Books:

Schrodinger's cat by Anton Wilson. Lot's of art books like: art deco, art noveau, Chihully glass, Elizabethan fashion, James Bidgood. Also some expansionary writing such as:Inconspicuous Consumption by Paul Lucas,Programming and Metaprogramming in the Human Biocomputer by John Lilly,The Structure of Scientific Revolutions by Thomas Kuhn,The Theory of Games and Economic Behavior by Von Neuman and Morgenstern,Realms of the Human Unconcious by Dr. Stanislaus Grof. " Not until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the kingdom of heaven" -Jesus, in the gospel of Thomas.History is a nightmare from which none of us can awaken.Taxation is robbery based on monopoly of weapons

Heroes:

Gold-diggers, Jesus Christ, and of course My Two Moms:

My Blog

Should one have to be able to think in order to obtain a firearm?

Yet another glorious weekend here on the Redneck frontier.it all started with several of my dogs being shot full of birdshot from our lovely neighbors.This is not what I like to wake up to on a beauti...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

Come to Jesus "Second Coming"

Come right over here and sit on Jesus' lap. That's a good boy."I'm ready for the second coming, I had loads of fun the first time you came"-Whore's MascaraSo yesterday, as I pranced into Cosmeto...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:13:00 PST

My summer garden and 25 years of Champagne

Ok, now that that's out of the way..So I had a long drive yesterday after work. I went down the highway for about an hour before I came to Asheboro, There I met up with my lover (S...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:42:00 PST

back in Austin

Here i sit at Sonya's house in Austin. Yay. I will be here until the eighth of march.Do you know what this means? You all need to call me on my mobile device (919 478 1041)and meet me on the town. ...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

A ramble like chills in the park at 3:00 a.m. with Jillius "The Portal"

As I sit loving one I have never met I think of a dream I had many thousands of times before. Like the smell of the deaths of many thousands of innocents. Confirmed by the eyes of Jill (It hit ...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

Big fat stinking bear ate my truffle cake and scared the goat

I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really dont. You are obviously on my list, so let m...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST

I must be really bored

1. DON'T TAKE IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE.It's a survey, no promises....2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Sonya's old burgundy wifebeater with the small owl embroidered on the hem3. WOULD YOU KISS...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

fishing and the pond shrubs.

"THINK FAST" SURVEY Finish the sentence: 1. My ex is...Hot and immature 2. I am listening to...the sound of a fan and puppies barking 3. Maybe I should...rub some calamine lotion on that...... 4. I l...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

The peanut martini A.K.A. "Dirty South"

so tonight as i was drinking Austin's own Tito's handmade vodka and eating boiled green peanuts from a can "IT" hit me like a ton of lesbians. "IT" is the most amazing new dirty martini. ...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST

One month deadline! Adios Tejas mutha fukka!

I set a date and set it in stone (Stones may break) One month! I am moving by july 15th come hell or high water or hurricanes, earthquakes, Tsunamis, stepwives, and evil stepmother...
Posted by Mr. Urban on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST