Many of you are moist with anticipation.
Well, the time has come. Whore's Mascara's debut album, LIKE THIS BUT SEXY, is now available on iTunes!! Find it here:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?
id=287282801&s=143441
For those of you who like it hard, get your hard copy here:
We are Chaz, Lonni, and Georgia: International Whores. Sex Sensations. Superstars. Private and Public Entertainers.
If you haven’t heard of us already, you’ve been spending too much time in a hole.
And if you haven't seen us live yet, let us pop your cherry at Don Hill's on June 6th. Here's a little preview:
The music of Whore's Mascara has been described as "post-electroclash neue wave eurotrash coked-up dance party,†and Michael Musto called us "sardonically fun†in his Village Voice column. Musto also makes a brilliant cameo in our music video for “All I Want,†which has become a YouTube Sensation.
Here's what other critics have said about us after we fellate them:
"Mixing pop-perfection female vocals, an American male accent and a Noel Coward-esque English gentleman accent, Whore's Mascara sing as if they're in conversation, taking the piss out of each other and egging each other on to divulge more information on their sexual conquests. It's fabulous stuff; the kind of provocative pop that makes the Scissor Sisters look like nuns." ----reFRESH Magazine
"Lust, love, desire, pansexuality, it's all there....Onstage, Whore's Mascara radiates passion and unapologetic perversion. The trio belt out a set of cheeky crowd pleasers as the Whorettes, a relatively new addition to their live shows, bump and grind atop five foot speakers in six inch heels. Kourday and Bahls take turns man-handling Sweet Georgia, sticking their tongues down her throat and behaving in a generally lascivious manner...Pretty soon New York is going to have to share its favorite international whores, as they prepare to unleash their debut album, LIKE THIS BUT SEXY, upon the world. The album is a dizzying electro-pop orgy, equal parts B-52s and Scissor Sisters." ---- John Russell, HX Magazine
"This sexed-up singing group has a fab new video for their catchy song 'All I Want.'"----Time Out New York
"Downtown's Current It Band...These whores are certainly worth the price. They're definitely all that we want!"----HX Magazine
"Beat beauties Whore's Mascara offers a glammed and gorgeous performance...mop up that drool!"----Next Magazine
"Whore’s Mascara is one of those acts that is difficult to describe to friends without getting a little confused yourself. Is it music? Performance art? Comedy? A depraved celebration of sex and drugs? An intellectual exploration of the darkest corners of the sexual psyche? A wild ride that leaves you feeling breathless and a bit molested? The answer is wonderfully, dizzyingly, and confoundingly all of the above...reminding you that sometimes it is only in the deep folds of incisive wit that the truth can be found."----Noize Magazine
"The irreverent, campy presentation of the B-52s, the New Wave sound of The Human League and The Pet Shop Boys, the feisty sensibilities of The Scissor Sisters, Peaches, and the New Young Pony Club. In other words, totally new & totally now."----Us, last night, when we were totally wasted.
Write us at [email protected] with questions, comments, and enticing offers. And buy our tracks!
