bill

I had an aunt Maude who kept trying to get into the army but they weren't going to let her in until that amusing incident with the hand grenade at the chicken and goose festival in enid oklahoma and then they let her in to keep her off the streets so to speak, but then every morning she would wake up early to sing the entire 47 stanzas of vladamir souzas "who threw ma mother noodleminds noosgay into the bottomless pit" so they kicked her out so that everyone else could get some much needed rest. Unfortunately all of maude's genes were dominate, so the whole damn family is stuck with these interesting but quirky aspects to their personalities, sort of like sideshows at an oldtime county fair (three headed chickens, goats that mooo etc)