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filosofik

Nobody likes a sloppy bunghole.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

god

Music:

beasties, jane's, led, and pink... all time all time.primus, NIN, oakenfold, darude, fatboy, nujabes, art of noise, miss lenox, dead can dance (again, don't laugh.. i'm serious), PJ, esquivel, frank, louis, ella, billie, pennywise, gershwin, madonna, maceo.if i can dance to it, watch out.i love most everything. i lack an appreciation for country.i ♥ npr.most of my music lives on my computer.

Movies:

nightmare before christmas, city of lost children, pulp fiction, akira, ghost in the shell, heat, eternal sunshine, napoleon dynamite, bram stoker's dracula, matrix, star wars, legend, dark and weird jim henson puppet movies, donnie darko, natural born killers, crossroads.

Television:

i do a bang up job of avoiding tv.i make it a point to watch the new battlestar galactica (don't laugh.. i'm serious.. you don't know what you're missing) and heroes.i've been known to blow an afternoon on the food network.

Books:

i'm devouring biographies on our founding fathers. i'm STILL three-quarters through 'his excellency' as several costco distractions have found their way into my shopping cart. i have approximately 54,290 pages to read in my que.

Heroes:

love it! especially the timestopping ninja dude.benjamin, george, john, thomas and the rest of the old, complicated, flawed white guys who founded america. they are so much more than their respective places on our currency. they have serious issues; womanizing, racism, shopping addictions, vanity, nepotism, etc. they are ALL worth learning about.

My Blog

~~ his hair was the color of diseased flesh, and he liked it ~~

i've made some terrible mistakes when it comes to buying toys. like that time i bought my friend's 3 year old this completely awesome bear with this tummy that you can use a water pen to draw on. the...
Posted by filosofik on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

~~ the good news is i'm not pregnant ~~

the bad news is i'm fat. yeah, around christmas i noticed this unusual swell in the midsection which immediately put me into some sort of pregnancy panic, except i forgot my ovaries are fried from bei...
Posted by filosofik on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

~~ i don't give a fuck if the dishwasher makes them more dirty ~~

it's true. i don't. i know the dishwasher that i want, and how it's sleek, smooth, stainless oval handle goes oh so well with the fridge, ovens, microwave, cooktop, etc that i picked for this hou...
Posted by filosofik on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

~~ my dog sure knows how to hide a crap ~~

for as big as they are, you'd think they'd be easier to spot.  sadly, no amount of me tiptoeing around the backyard, shovel in hand, makes it any easier for to avoid my dog's daily depo...
Posted by filosofik on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

~~ how not to look like a jackass playing bingo ~~

the husband and i had a great day yesterday.  we drove to astoria and checked out the maritime museum (umm, that part was just okay).  we visited this little winery run by the oddest little ...
Posted by filosofik on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

~~ i'm gonna let 'em get all stinky and gross ~~

"i'm gonna let 'em get all stinky and gross and then rub them all over your car." that's a direct quote.. make that a direct threat.. from the husband on our drive to the coast today and before the mi...
Posted by filosofik on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

~~ and satan smiled with the smug satisfaction of a job well done ~~

And Satan smiled with the smug satisfaction of a job well done, his broad grin revealing gleaming teeth.  His green eyes flickered with enthusiasm as he surveyed his work.  He was an attract...
Posted by filosofik on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

~~ jalapeno stuffed olives and sun chip slivers ~~

i eat like a bachelor when john has dinner plans. for the record, i have yet to find a good blue cheese stuffed olive.  he came home early tonite which was nice because i was NOT happy when i go...
Posted by filosofik on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:14:00 PST

~~ lesbian karioke or peeing in the bushes ~~

two things i need to purge my brain of by sharing these tidbits with you.  i really can't decide which one should go first.  considering i haven't been here since february i'm suprised ...
Posted by filosofik on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

~~ twig basket mochachino ryegrass ~~

there i am.. tailing after the husband like a nervous puppy.  he rounds the corner into the living room and i hear him mutter under his breath, "twig basket?". me: "yes, babe.. twig basket." the ...
Posted by filosofik on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:40:00 PST