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About Me

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If you don't know where my web site is, I don't know what you're doing here. But anyway, it's http://ssbproductions.net
I hate the internet. After many years, I have finally fallen to peer pressure and have joined my-space. However, don't add me as a friend if you don't know me. And even if you do, better to remind me who you are because if it was more than like 5 minutes ago, I probably forgot.

Here's some dumb information about me:

I am 30% Raver:
Sort of a Raver.
Well, you may have been to a rave. You probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of you as an outsider. That's okay, at least you are not a complete freak.

I am 42% Internet Addict:
Slight Internet Addict.
You could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or you could become a normal user. Good luck!

I am 23% Promiscuous:
Complete And Total Prude!
It is a good chance you are still a virgin. You are not certain because you haven't even bothered to figure out what sexual intercourse actually is. But whatever it is you want nothing to do with it.

I am 14% White Trash:
Not at all White Trashy!
You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box.

I am 39% Evil Genius:
I Want to be Evil!
You want to be evil. You do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason you may turn to the good side. Besides you are probably a miserable evil genius

I am 42% Geek:
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

I am 34% Goth:
Slave to Goth.
Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in your heart you know you're evil, but not on the company's time. You do need to eat.

I am 26% Idiot:
Ain't Too Bright
You ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of you. You may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least you know your limits.

I am 43% Asshole/Bitch:
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

My Interests

Good girls who do bad things

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls that want to take sexy pictures or make out.

Music:

Yonder Mountain String Band , Calahan

Movies:

Batman

Television:

I hate that stupid gardening show they always have on TV on Saturday on News Channel 8. All I want is news.. I don't want to watch some hour long show where they talk about grass for half an hour, and spend the rest of the time talking about fall bulbs.

Books:

It's been so long since I've read anything other than a text book, I really have no idea.

Heroes:

We'll all be super stars this time tomorrow

My Blog

Linux = FAIL

So far my experience with trying to make the switch to Linux has been an absolute failure. I've been having issues with my old Windows XP machine freezing up, completely, unexpectedly, for absolutely ...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:20:00 PST

Sold my soul - at least for Saturday nights

So I was out at a bar last Friday looking for a bartender who hadn’t started working yet when I ran into the guy that runs DC Nites. After talking to him for a bit, I agreed to start working for...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:18:00 PST

Back in the motherland

At the end of last month I moved out of my condo, where I had been living be myself for over a year, back into my mom’s house, and have rented my condo out to my little sister, who got married e...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:02:00 PST

Update on the grand larceny trial

A week and a half ago was the court date for the Commonwealth of Virginia VS. Kermit G. Quarles Jr. III. I was hoping that he’d take a plea deal with the prosecution and plead guilty, like what ...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:58:00 PST

Update about my car

I called the police this morning and found out that they had found my car. The thief had gone to SE DC and picked up some girls from a homeless shelter on 2nd and D St, and then was driving down Route...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:56:00 PST

My dear friends, once again, the evil Kudzu has returned!

And once again, the evil Kudzu has been destroyed.On the 19th day of this 7th month in the 2006th year of our lord,two hearts, not one, have been removed from the bowels of the earth.The stems have be...
Posted by §¡Ð맵øùú ß¤ß on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST