Hello, this is a good friend of The Victory...my name is Lonnie Schwartz. I'm here to inform all of you who are still alive and well that The Victory is no more. As of last week their drummer Dom was walking out of a local strip club called Porto O' Call and was viciously attacked by a zombie. He tried to ward it off but he was bit in the face and the lower thigh. He tended to his wounds but we all know once you are bitten by the living dead you eventually become one. The next day at practice Dom started foaming out the mouth and then passed out. Richie was the first to rush over to try to revive him and without warning he lunged at Richie biting off his ear trying to penetrate his skull to devour his brain. Coming to the aid of their bandmate, Steve and Eddie rushed in to pull off Dom from Richie who was profusely bleeding and in shock. Dom, well Zombie Dom -- or Dombie as he is now called, rushed toward Eddie who backed up into his amp knocking his bottle of Poland Spring (what it means to be from Maine) onto his ungrounded guitar electrocuting him to death. Dombie immediately began to feast on his fallen friend, tearing apart his abdomen flinging Ecuadorian guts all over the studio. Steve, the last member left alive was paralyzed in fright. He stood there staring at his friend who just yesterday was just as human as you and me but is now tearing out the intestines of his esteemed lead guitarist. As he came to his senses his immediate reaction was to run and save himself. He immediately turned around and there stood Richie, staring at steve with lifeless eyes. Just as Steve was about to let out a cry for help, Richie lunged at his jugular thus ending the band as we know.2 hours later the studio attendant came in to notify them that there time was up and another band is waiting to use the studio. As he walked in he saw what appeared to be 4 men with huge open wounds playing 'Damage Inc." by Metallica. Richie spotted him smashed is guitar over his and ate his pulsing brain. 15 mins passed and the band who was supposed to use the room walked in to investigate why the attendant hadn't returned. They walked into the room only to find the attendant dead and the words "Tiger Uppercut" smeared in blood on the walls.So in short, the zombies of the victory have started a new project called Tiger Uppercut. They will be playing the same songs. and if you don't listen to them they'll probably eat you and your loved ones.ok thanks...The new myspace address is www.myspace.com/tigeruppercutnyc
here's a video of the ear incident, pictures will follow soon.
